Thread started by NOV on 12th February 2005 05:42 PM

Please post witty exchanges & retorts here.

An example: George Bernard Shaw was once introduced to a woman, who disliked his policies.
She said to him: "If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee."
The quick thinking Shaw retorted, "Lady, if you were my wife, I will drink it."


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