Best Hindi Actor 2010

Seriously, I don’t even know why we even need to dole out awards for this. Not only the number of nominee is too small for me to waste my brilliant talent in cooking chicken curry, but the talents themselves are too miniscule, except for a fatso there literally speaking, and they need not fill the Hub’s space.

Mods can I skip this one? What? Yuvan’s Rottweiler? Where? Okay, Okay, I’ll read.

Leading the list is my namesake ex-actor, producer’s son, Hrithik who got this role by playing someone that requires some sort of acting I presume which he probably did assuming he did well and ended up here where I revealed again that I was named after his dad. Pathetic. After this I am going to brood because of daddy issue.

Speaking of daddy, Ranbeer’s dad Rishi Kapoor get nominated here, and my only memory of him was him being not only overshadowed, but being steam rolled over and eaten for all meals by Kamal Haasan back in the 80s.

Oh, one more name Vivek Oberoi (fill in your own insults).