Hilarious Dialouges in American Movies.

[thamizhvaanan]

this movie "As good as it gets" is also quite funny, i love it infact. full of oneliners. some dialogues from it,


Melvin Udall(jackman): You make me want to be a better man.
Carol Connelly(helen hunt): ...That's maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin Udall: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

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Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.

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Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon Bishop: [clears his throat] Uhm, yes. It's not a... subtle point that you're making.
Melvin Udall: Okay then.
[Shuts door in Simon's face]


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Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
(my fav)