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8th December 2006, 03:45 AM
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Flawless - The Epitome Of Perfection
1.
"We've been up here for six hours trying to track this Son Of A Bitch down! You there? How goes it for you?"
"Ah f**k. Nothing over here. It's like he disappeared."
"Yeah. No wonder those guys downtown offered us so much. This guy is as hard to find as a needle in a haystack. I say we give it another hour. Then we go back and tell them to go jerk eachother off!"
"F***in A. Wait a minute. I got some movement."
"No kidding? Hold on for a minute I'll be over. F***in snow makes it so hard to move."
"Hey hurry up. He's on the move! Damn he's fast! Wait...."
"What?....WHAT?!"
"F**K!! I LOST HIM!"
"WHAT?!"
"You heard me! I lost'm! But he couldn't have gone far."
"Hold on! I'm coming!"
"Hey....Wha!!"
"What is it???"
"AHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! F**K!" (bang bang bang)
"WHAT IS IT?"
".........."
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2.
"Sheesh!"
"They were locals I'd say. Local hunters. What do you think?"
"Yup. Looks like it. What's that mark on his neck?"
"I can't know for sure till the coroner gets here but if I had to say, thats where his neck was snapped. Might've been a Bear...Can't tell for sure."
"Yeah...looks like the bear got one here in the woods, and the other one ran up to the road and got inside his truck. The bear went up to him before finishing his meal with this one. You can see the tooth marks on his thighs. So he has a little snack off his thighs and goes up to the truck and toys with that one a few minites before finishing him off....Poor Devils!
"Wonder what the hell these guys thought they were doing up here anyway? Not many people come around here."
"Why not sheriff? Makes a great campin site from the looks of it." (Chuckles)
"I talked to some of the nearby farmers. They said something like a ghost story. Said when people come up here they disappear. My guess is that the snow blizzards makes it easy to get lost. People can't find their way back so they go to sleep and freeze."
"What do you think happened to these two then?"
"Frankly, I don't care. This place gives me the creeps. Let's get back to the squad car."
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To Be Continued.....
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8th December 2006 03:45 AM
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