amazing facts

[Bad Boy]

A chemical treatise on woman:
Chemical symbol: Wo
Atomic weight: Approximately 120
Found: Where man is present
Physical properties: Can never boil, but may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Very active. Possesses an affinity for gold, silver and precious metals. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great quantities of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better looking specimen. Ages rapidly.
Uses: Highly ornamental. Catalyses disintegration of wealth. Most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

PP,
but they are not violent they are furies when left alone. And they are brilliant at giving you a knife if you ask for a fork - the worst case for me.

[Querida]

[quote="Bad Boy"]

>* Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.


Nothing new.It is the same with all species.

Some not only bite, even worse: They kill you and eat you up: black widow - Latrodectus mactans.

Well, did you know that there is a suspission regarding shakespear? It is said that he is not the author of his books but his employer's wife?

hmmm have you missed the praying mantis?
anyways yes there is that suspicion about Shak. cause many of his plays were actually written down after he died by his fellow actors and editors...such as the witch scene in Macbeth (boil,boil,toil and trouble) was actually put in by his editor Thomas Middleton after Shak's death from Middleton's unpopular play "the witch' where he included many of the prayers done at black masses at the time...

[scorpio]

Chess was invented in India.

Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies which originated in India.

The' place value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India.

India has the most post offices in the world !

The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system, employing over a million people !.

The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, which was long before the European mathematicians.

Proud to be Indian

[pavalamani pragasam]

The human body is a spectacular, awesome, complex organization of trillions of cells arranged in various combinations to form different kinds of tissue like bone, blood and muscle. An organization which with almost no help from us, silently, efficiently and ceaselessly looks after itself from the moment we are born.
For example, every 15-40 days, it replaces the outermost layer of skin -all of 68 meters of it. Thousands of wounds and sores heal themselves and billions of bacteria- every square inch of our body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it- live on and inside us, mostly harmlessly because of the body’s magnificent, tireless 24*7 immune system.

[Raghu]

The human body is a spectacular, awesome, complex organization of trillions of cells arranged in various combinations to form different kinds of tissue like bone, blood and muscle. An organization which with almost no help from us, silently, efficiently and ceaselessly looks after itself from the moment we are born.
For example, every 15-40 days, it replaces the outermost layer of skin -all of 68 meters of it. Thousands of wounds and sores heal themselves and billions of bacteria- every square inch of our body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it- live on and inside us, mostly harmlessly because of the body’s magnificent, tireless 24*7 immune system.

and what is more Spectacular than the Ultimate truth(GOD) who has created all of this?

[Raghu]

Here is another fascinating fact

Legendary Sensational Singer Padmashree Dr.SPB has recorded the most number of songs in the world, and his name is in the Guinness books of record

[a.ratchasi]

Madam PP, I happened to find a chem treatise on man.8)

New Element: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: 180+/-100

Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid), for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

[NOV]

Sigh... Yin and Yang....



ELEMENT: Woman

SYMBOL: Wm

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.8kg (but known to vary between 40kg and 200kg)

OCCURANCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas

HALF-LIFE: Deteriorates after about 25 years, sometimes rapidly losing shape and lustre

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*

Surface is usually covered with a painted film
Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if used incorrectly
Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
Warms to pressure applied to correct points

REACTIVE PROPERTIES*

Has a great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
Can explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Stable in liquids, but activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

USES*

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
May be a great aid in relaxation
Can be an effective cleaning agent

COLOUR*

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HANDLING*

Highly dangerous except when in experienced hands
Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each other

[Raghu]

Nov,

Pineetengha ponga, dhool

[Roshan]

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

NOV,

Your 'joke' is a repeat here at the hub. Please find something new :P