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8th September 2009, 06:29 PM
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This doesnt make sense
Discuss these statements:
Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.
Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.
The man who wrote such a stupid sentence cannot write at all.
If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.
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8th September 2009 06:29 PM
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8th September 2009, 06:30 PM
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Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier.
Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate.
What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
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8th September 2009, 06:30 PM
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Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
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8th September 2009, 06:31 PM
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Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
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8th September 2009, 06:32 PM
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A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother.
Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born.
If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
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8th September 2009, 06:33 PM
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If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
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8th September 2009, 06:34 PM
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Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?
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8th September 2009, 06:34 PM
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What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
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8th September 2009, 06:35 PM
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I conclude with this challenge: Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!
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8th September 2009, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by
NOV
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother.
Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born.
If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.
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