Best tamil comedy dialogues

**Thingazh** · 11th February 2005, 05:43 PM

In Vettri Kodi Kattu Vadivel boards a bus and freaks out seeing Parthi in it. So he pretends not to see him or talk to him.

Parthi: Venduthala
Vadi: Aaha arambichattaya(tells to himself but replies) pesuven innaikku mouna virathan

Parthi: Appa tickettu...
Vadi cuts in: Tickettu yedupen yen ungalukku kooda onnu yeduthapovuthu
Parthi: Bassula unaa maathri kenayanthan tickettu yedupan...

The conversation continues and Vadi forgets to buy ticket. Then Parthi gets him into trouble with the Ticket Checking Inspector.

This is one of the hilarious scenes with Parthi & Vadi's perfect timing of sirrippu vedi!

Thingazh

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**TamilRoja** · 11th February 2005, 06:21 PM

Bharathi Kannamma

Scenario - Parthiban beats up a guy. Vadivelu happens to pass by. Asks Parthiban why he beat him.

Parthi : namma iyyaave thappaa pesinaa, athuthaan
Vadi : eh...appadiyaa? summaavaa vitte avane
Parthi : yei, ivvalavu neram adichathe paathuttu..summaavaa vittenu kekkure?
Vadi : illappaa.. adi uthavura maathiri annan thambi uthava maattaangennnu solla vanthen
Parthi : appo naan unakku annan?
Vadi : eh!

Parthi : naan unakku uthavule?
Vadi : eh!

Vadi : ippadi kundakka mandakka pesunaa eppadippa?
Parthi : kundakkanaa enna? mandakkanaa enna?
Vadi : eh?

Parthi : kundakkanaa enna? mandakkanaa enna?
Vadi : aiyyo aazhe vidu.....

(runs away)

**TamilRoja** · 11th February 2005, 07:12 PM

this is one of my favourite by Goundamani & Senthil (sorry can't remember the movie).

Scene - Senthil will be looking at aalam tree's roots (which falls from the tree). ppl around him will be looking at him puzzled. Goundamani comes there.

GM : dei, ennadaa koottathe kootti vachu vithe kaattikkittu irukke?
SN : naa oru kandupidippu kandupudichirukkenne....
GM : yenne?
SN : (pointing at the roots) ithukku yen VIZHUTHUnnu per vanthuchu theriyumaa?
GM : theriyaathu
SN : melirunthu keezhe vizhurathunnaale thaan ithukku VIZHUTHUnnu peru vanthuchu
GM : eh...naanum oru kandupidippu kandupudichikkenne....
SN : eh?
GM : athu marathukku adiyile irunthu kizhambum...athuthaan 'ADI VIZHUTHU'
SN : aiyyo anne... antha ADI VIZHUTHE naan paakkanume
GM : dei, athuthaan unakku theriyumedaa
SN : theriyaathunne
GM : eh...(looking at the ppl around) ellaarum antha ADI VIZHUTHE kattunge....(n he walks away)

the ppl will start beating Senthi. Now Senthil shouts.
SN : Aiyyo ADI VIZHUTHU ADI VIZHUTHU.....

**Thingazh** · 11th February 2005, 07:45 PM

This one's fr Muthu KuLikka VariyaLa (thirunelveli le!)

Senthil (Mandakkaaran) meets Gounds (Kondakkaara Annachi)

S : Vanakkam Kondakkaara annachi, sowriyama irukkeegala?
G : Le yennelle ippathan oru maasam America tour poitu vantha maathiri visaarikke? Kaalayilathanale kollaiku pogum pothu paathom
S : Yellam oru parmalicy than annachi
G : Yennathu Pharmacyya? le odambellam punnale?
S : Formality annachi...
G : Oh englisu, le mandakoove nee englisullam pesathalle...
and it goes

One more fr Parambarai

Senthil asks Goundamani for a job. Gounds recommends him to Manorama Aachi for a job. Aachi offers him a job at her cow shed.

S : Ok vela problem over naan yenge thangurathu?
G : Vaanga katturen...(brings him to the cow shed)
S : Yennanne ore nathamma irukkuthu
G : Athu onnuilla guest housekku sendu adichirukkanga, ingethan nee thanganum. nee familya? bachelora?
S : Naan bemanithan...

G : Athu nee sollamale theriyum...
S : Inge thangurathapathi yenakku onnum achebanae ille yena Yesu nathare maatu thozhuvathulethan porantharu

G : Dei Yesu natharaiyum onnaiyum compare pannatheda!

S : Uniformu?
G : (Tears a small cloth & hands over to Senthil as komanam) intha ithuthan uniform
S : Sari, Amam yethunne yennoda roomu?
G : Atho ange rendu yerumai nikkuthu pathiya? athu rendukkum naduvule kuninju ninnuko

**Querida** · 11th February 2005, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by TamilRoja

Bharathi Kannamma

Vadi : ippadi kundakka mandakka pesunaa eppadippa?
Parthi : kundakkanaa enna? mandakkanaa enna?

This is my very favourite dialog too!

**Cindy** · 13th February 2005, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by Thingazh

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G : (Tears a small cloth & hands over to Senthil as komanam) intha ithuthan uniform
S : Sari, Amam yethunne yennoda roomu?
G : Atho ange rendu yerumai nikkuthu pathiya? athu rendukkum naduvule kuninju ninnuko

This is a joke? I hate this pair for such jokes (??) as i said before....

**Surya** · 13th February 2005, 07:37 AM

Cindy,
I never understood the humor behind such jokes also. I still don't get what is sooo funny about the bannana joke.

**Cindy** · 13th February 2005, 07:46 AM

Yes...

the movie "gentleman" was too good with the beautiful songs and the story... the only thing i hate in that movie was these two guys' full length track... but i know there are ppl who enjoy such scenes ...goundan kicking senthil from behind...calling (screaming) him mandakkathalaiya, komuttithalaiya... and the stupid games in that movie... then the tea joke...

**Surya** · 13th February 2005, 08:08 AM

They don't know comedy. The tea joke is horrible. What is so funny about a guy who spits tea on another guy's face????

The only movie that I thought that Kaundamani wasn't atleast a minus point for the movie was 16 Vayadhinile. He was ok in that.

**P_R** · 14th February 2005, 12:46 AM

(All the gang in a five star hotel, the waiter places the food on the table and leaves, Goundamani is shouting to catch the waiter's attention)

Goundamani : Dei, Segappu Sattai, Die Segappu Sattai
Kamal : Kathaadhayya idhu Five Star Hotel
G (in a barely audible voice): Ye Se-ga-pp-u Sa-tt-ai Ye Se-ga-pp-u Sattai
Kamal: Unakku Ennayya Venum ?
G : Kaapi kaettaa, Paal mattum kuduththuttu pOrAmpA.
Mano: Idho dicoction, PAl, Sakkarai. Ippidithaanda tharuvaanga five star hotelle.
Goundamani : Oh ! Appo sOru Kaetta,aridiyum suduthanniyum kuduthuruvAnga, namma dhaan pongi thinginuma ? Ennangada unga five star hotel !