Ja-Jini - Part I

[rsubras]

P.S -1 : A spooof after a longggggg time...... ithula appapa Manmadhan story and songs um sernthu varum kandukatheenga.. [Vallavan kooda irukku].... So imagine something like Ghajini story with Simbu as hero

P.S - 2 : Ja-Jini na ennanu muzhikka koodathu......... athu Java Jini nu artham with va as silent.......

P.S - 3 : Warning : ithula nan use pannirukara terms podhuva Software engineer ah velai parkaravangalukku puriyum..mathavanga might manichukonga..i will try to simplify as much as possible

Some terms i have used in this story

System testing na - once we complete the coding for a project, total application ah-iyum testing pannuvanga..that will either be our internal testing team or an independent testing team outside our project or in some cases outside our company also

UAT na - User Analysis Testing, ithu than final phase of our project. Oru project client engalaa mathiri software company ku kodukaranga la, athai nanga mudichu, system testing lam panni avangalukku deliver pannuvom, clients oru one week room pottu athai test pannuvanga.... bugs um kandupidichu anuppuvanga..critical bugs iruntha athai nanga fix pannuvom...intha UAT la therina than nanga kodukkarathai ethuppanga..illena aapu than. Hope you understand the importance of UAT


ok so much for the intro.... now on to the story....ready jooot

JA-JINI

Scene - 1

It is the state of the Art MNC Software company..... Development work going on everywhere.... tak tak tak Keyboard sounds everywhere..... Programmers are busy in their work staring at the monitor (ithai sakka vachu some ppl nice ah thoongitu iruppanga.. neenga kandukka koodathu ) okiee everywhere everyone seriously working.... In a conference room a group of Project Leaders meet together to select suitable resources for an upcoming large project they are part of. Nayanthara is one of the PL in that group nu naan solla vendiyathillae ninaikaren.. They screen the profiles of many employees in their business unit who would fit into their requirements... athula oru resume of one Mr.Ramasamy looked very interesting and suitable for the skillset they were looking for.... Namma project ku intha guy than suitable ah iruppan nu decide panranga Nayantara and other PL's.

Scene - 2

Ramasamy's resume ah zoom panni kaatarom..... appadiye zoom out panna athai pidichi paarthuttu irukkaru Project manager Sonaachalam.. "Intha paiyana unga project la podanumn u yaaru Idea koduthathu"... Ella PL's um oruthara oruthar paarthukiranga.... Nayantara comes forward...

"Naan than sir propose pannen... avanaiye konjam pesi mudichidunga..."

Sonaachalam tension aagararu, " enna nee, ennamo kalyanathukku mappilai paarthu mudichidungannu tharagar kitta solra maathiri solre......"..

Nayantara "hehee athu illa sir, intha resource namma project ku suit aagumnu thonichu..why not we take him"....

sonaachalam tension aagararu "ivan namma project ku venam nu sonna vittudaen..... if you insist, then i will have to talk with the consultancy thru which you have joined this company" nu solraaru...

nayantara udane surrender aayidaranga..consultancy kitta pesina fake experience pottu ulla vanthathu therinjidume..."Sari sari sir, namma project ku venaam...atleast ivana pathi therinjukka nanga aasai padarom..Konjam solungalen" apadinu ketkaranga....

"Sariyana jolla irukkum pola irukke" nu nonthukitte, Sonaachalam, Ramasamy yoda appraisal PPT ah thedi pidichu eduthu athai thannoda system la pottu padam kaamikarar ella ponnunga kittayum......... oru story interest kaga avare explain panraar Ramasamy pathi....

"Ivaru peru "Sun Java" Ramasamy... Yaaro ivar per la UAT la niraya high severity bugs pottirukkanga, to be completed within short time nu solli. ivarala 15 nimishathuku mela entha coding ah yo illa logic ah yo nyabagam vachikka mudiyaathu..avvalavu work pressure.."

Nayantara, "appo ivar eluthara code, antha code logic??"

Sonaachalam "Ellame 15 nimisham than.... first minute eluthara code apply panra logic ellame 15 avathu nimishathula maranthu poidum... UAT la pottirukara bugs mattum than nyabagam irukum..vera ellame marainjidum ivar memory la irunthu"

Nayantara "Java la egapata classes, packages lam irukae...ellathaiyum eppadi nyabagam vachippar?"

Sonaachalam "Chinna pasanga exam la bit adikarathukaga niraya chinna chinna paper la kirukki vachippanga illiya... athe pola than ivarum niraya stick-it paper la ivar panra ellathaiyum eluthi vachikkuvaaru..... class name, package name nu, even for loop syntax varaikkum ellathaiyum antha stick-it paper la than eluthi vachipparu"

Nayantara ku ithai kettavudane ore feelings "oru fresher ku kooda theriyara chinna chinna vishayam kooda eluthi vachithan seiyyanumna ivar life evvalo kashtama irukkanum.. ippa enna pannitu irukkaro"

Scene - 3

enna pannitu irukkaro nu nayantara mudikarangalla antha idathula scene 2 cut aagi "bangggggggggg" apadinu oru sathathoda scene 3 open panrom...athu onnum illa, namma Ramsaamy oru bug kooda poraadittu irukkaru..antha bug ah fix panrathuku..athai symbolic ah oru fighting scene alavukku build up kodukkarom…. Night time, yaarume pakkathula illa. Ramsamy antha bug oda poraadittu irukaru…….. Oru vazhiya correct ah na idathula code ah sorugi (insert panni) antha bug ah fix pannidarar. Appo avaroda mobile phone la set pannirukara alarm adikkuthu…15 minutes ku orukka adikkara alarm athu…antha gap kulla fix pannathan undu… illena ethai fix pannitu irukkom ne maranthuduvaru . Avasara avasarama thankitta irukkara excel sheets ellathaiyum, ippo fix panna bug kooda compare pani paarkurar.psssssst… avarukku assign panniruntha bug kidayathu ippo avar fix pannathu…. Night la kuzhappathula thappa vera etho project la iruntha bug ah fix pannitar Ramsamy instead of what he aimed to fix. Oru disappointment oh da antha idathai vittu pinnadi pinnadi thirumba paarthukitte night 2 mani CAB pidikka poraaru Ramsamy with confused thoughts.

Next day morning… Vazhakam pola 10 manikku vara Ilango thannoda cubicle la coffee kotti antha idam full ah E moichittu irukkaratha paarthu athirchi aagararu..munthina naal avar lock pannitu poiruntha PC kulla yaaro poirukkanga.. Another shock, avar work pannitu iruntha oru bug fix vera yaaro complete panirukanga… nyayama paartha avar santhosa padanum nu neenga ninaipeenga… avar kashtam avarukku…….. Appraisal ku kanakku kamika antha oru bug fix than vachirunthaaru. Athaiyum yaaro fix pannitanga, ippa Ilango ennatthai kaamipaaru. Sema upset agi feelings oda thannoda friend Riyaz khan kitta solla, Riyaz khan udane ithai investigate panraennu sollitu kilambararu. eppadiyo moppam pidichu (following the stinking espresso coffee Ramsamy has spilt in Ilango's cubicle) Ramasamy cubicle poidararu.... The cubicle is empty.... Ramsamy etho onsite call attend panna poirukkaru pola... Riyaz khan antha cubicle ah suthi suthi paarkarar ethuna clue kidaikkuma nu... anga sithari kidakkara print outs lam thedi paarkarar..oru clue vum kidaikkala.... sari ntu Ramasamy system monitor ah on panraru.... Ramsamy PC ah unlock pana maranthutu poitathala Riyaz khan could browse inside Ramsamy's PC.... ovvoru opened windows ah parthuttu vara Riyaz khan kannu la Ramasamy oda Blog site kannu la paduthu....... Archives ah click panni Ramsamy history ah therinjukkalam nu ninaichittu athai click panraar.....

Flashback starts.................

(ithula appapa Ramsamy pesarathu, duet paadurathu lam varum…. Blog la ithellam audio blog ah pottirukara, illa ithai padikkira riyaz khan lyrics padichu avarae paadurara nu lam ketka koodathu…. Original Ghajini la eppadi Surya diary la thannai pathi sollumbothe kaiyoda kaiya Asin intro kaga Rahathula song lyrics oda eluthiruntharo,athe logic padi than ingayum paatu varuthu )

[Sun Java Ramasamy voice la aarambikuthu flashback]

En peru Ramasamy..muzhu peru Sun Java Ramasamy. Ennoda pozhuthupokku, thozhil rendume coding than. College la ella subject layum solli solli goat adicha naan kaala maatrathula oru periya company kulla vanthu code adichittu irukkaen. Latchiyam nan sernthirukara company vazhiyavae onsite ponum, periya aalu aaganumngarathu than. Pidicha oor Chennai. En sight irukkara oor. Ethaiyume perisa aasaipattu perusa uzhaikkanumnu enga appa solvaaru.. Athu polave naanum chinna oru assignment na kooda athukku egappata lines of code adichi, athai support panna onsite ku perusu perusaa mail anupichitu irukaen.

Bench la irunthu Summa bench thechittu iruntha ennai thooki oru periya project la pottanga... aaha appadinu perumaiya ulla vantha appuram than therinjathu antha application laye ennai handle panna sonnathu than vivagaramana module, vera ellorum athai reject panitanganu. Ippa naan panitu irukkara project la epadiyavathu 1 lakh lines of code eluthidanumngarathu than ennoda PL enakku vachirukkara target... aachariyama irukka?...nambikkai kum bad management kum naduvula nool alavu than vithiyasam... Ennala oru module ah handle panna mudiyum nu solrathu en mela management vachirukkara nambikkai... Ennala mattum than antha module handle panna mudiyum nu solrathu bad management. Ena panrathu, client oda requirement kum enga company policy kum balance panrathuku intha mathiri kidaikkara resource ah than pulinjittu irukanga...

intha mathiri ramasamy pesi mudikarar Food court la friends munnadi... avar kooda irukkara friends lam kai thattranga...ivar pesinathukku kai thattinanga nu ninaichikatheenga.... ellorukkum Food court la mixture um bonda vum vangi saptanga...athai saptutu kaiyai thatti thudachikaranga avlothan....

Ramasamy eh explain panna maathiri romba complex ah na oru project la oru complex ah na module ah oru critical ah na time la handle panra assignment koduthirukkanga.. aathi la handle panitu irutha oruthar paathi la ponathu nala meethi la mudikkara poruppu ramasamy kai la vanthuduchu... Mudhalla intha module iruntha complexity ramasamy ku sariya therila.... etho onnu rendu work mattum complete pannale athai easy ah mudichidalam nu free ya vittutaru..appuram than code Independent System testing ku pochu.. Kalpana nu oru tester than Ramasamy module ah test panrathukku assign pannirunthanga... anga aarambichathu Ramasamy oda vinai... Daily bug mela bug ah open panna aarambichanga Kalpana, Ramasamy module la.. Evening time la kalpana scribble pad ah thookikitu thannoda cubicle pakkam varatha paarthalae podhum, Ramasami ku beethi kilappikum...... appuram enna escape thaan

Tune : "Oru maalai.."

"Oru maalai ila veyil neram... Azhagana ilai uthir kaalam...
Satru tholaivinil aval mugam paarthen..Ange tholainthavan nane....

Aval alli vitta bug -gal, nadu naduve konjam doubt-gal
ithazhoram sirippodu kettu konden naane...

Aval nindru pesum sila nimisham
Ennai maati vaikkum oru vishamam

verkum padiye avalidam nindrene..nindrene....

ippadi sila naal aarambathula ethuna sakku pokku soli Ramsamy escape aayitu irunthar kalpana kitta irunthu........ aana oru naal onsite la irunthu aapu vachanga Ramsamy ku..kalpana open pannirukkara bugs lam close aagama romba naal irukku..udane close pannidanum..athuvum UAT ku poga munnadi nu....... athula irunthu PM, PL la irunthu ellorume semma pressure kodukka aarambikaranga.. paavam ramasamy...avarukku antha module pathi onnume theriyathu...etho panna sonnanga panninar, athu sariyavum work pannanumnu sonna avar enna pannuvar.... 5'0 clock kilambara office bus ku 4:30 ke poi seat reserve panna Ramsamy anni la irunthu oru naal vanthutu maru naal kalaila poga aarambichar.. ithu pathi lam kavalai padatha Kalpana daily pala vithamana bugs ah open pannikite than irunthanga.... Man ah iruntha Ramsamy ah An Mad Man ah alaiya vittutanga... (thiruppi pottu padinga, Manamadan link ungalukku kidaikkum )

Tune : Kaadhal valarthen (Manmadhan)

Code valarthen...Code valarthen
unnal unnal unnal naane Code valarthen
Code valarthen...Code valarthen
unnal unnal unnal naane Code valarthen

tracker-il neeyum kanne bug poda nanum code valarthen,
endru athai nee close seiyyum varai code valarpen..

eh pullae pullae...nee enga padiche
eh pullae pullae...bug kandu pidiche
eh pullae pullae...vaati eduthe
eh pullae pullae...sunday vara vache...

eh pullae..........eh pullae (ithu echo, konjam light ah paadavum)

(saranam)
unnai thavira ingu
enathu problem yaradi
unnal ingu naan nightout adichen

unathu bug indru
escalate aagi
iravu nerathilum code adichen

bug engae nu parkave
en arivu thedidum
vidiyum nerathile veedu selgirean naanadi..

Fix-kenave kaathirunthale
Build team tension aagum
Project-il waiting kodumai thaane..thane...

minor bugs(u) pirar paarkum varai,
internal bugs athu PM varai,
Independent testing-il nee tharum bug oh UAT -u mudiyum varai.......

(code valarthen....)

ippadi nondhu poi noodles aayitu irukkara ramasami mela team la ulla ellorum parithaba padaranga.... aanalum testing team kalpana ku mattum thannoda full thiramai ya kaamichu pudhusu pudhusa bug pottutu than irukanga... As the UAT date nears, pressure Ramasamy mela ekkachakama..illa, sneha mathiri sollanumna, ekka chakka chakkama eruthu..... satharana vishayamana sapidarathu, thoongarathu koooda nimmathiya panna mudiyale paavam.. Eppa paarthalum phone call, PM ku explain panrathu, en innum mudikkale nu Onsite kitta vilakam solrathu, bug illaenu Kalpana kitta argum panrathu ithulaye day full ah poiduma..apuram bug ah yaaru fix panrathu, athukkaga night out adichu coding adikkarathu... ithu than avar nilaimai

Tune : Loosu pennae (vallavan)

Loosu pennae Loosu Pennae loosu pennae...
Loosu paiyan en mela than Bug ah podara...

Eh Loosu pennae Loosu Pennae loosu pennae...
Loosu paiyan en mela than Bug ah podara...

paavam varatha....paavam varaatha
en mel en mel unakku paavam varaatha

kaalai mudhal naalai varai
dhinamum thane ingae vanthu coding pannuren

Kangal moodi thoongumbothum
PM-oda call vanthu ennai ezhupputhe....vanthu mudikka soluthe..

(Loosu pennae)


-- To be continued

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[bingleguy]

Adengappa naan manmadan um pakkalai... vallavanum paakalai ... so enakku paadhu vishayam relate panna theriyalai but sw engg sambandhapatta story
well, naan porumai yaa ukkaandhu paadikkanum pola irukku well .... romba perusa irukku nnu thonudhu sorry ! just a feedback !

kalakkunga rsubras Vaazhthukkal !

[crazy]

As usual and long

really funny and keep going

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Kalakkiteenga RSubras