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[padmanabha]

1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."

Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

2. Four hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.

3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!!

4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na"

5.Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".


6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke ---Sardar :yeh kya,
sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.


7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door
bcoz it was an entrance exam.

9.Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

10.Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.

[Badri]

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