A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[steveaustin]

Vivek Calling Mu.Ka. Stalin in midnight...

Vivek: Stalin sir veedungala.... Stalin sir-a pesuradhu...
Stalin: Aama... Stalin here...
Vivek: Neenga verum mu.ka stalina? illa Naka Muka stalin-ah...
Stalin: ??????

[sarna_blr]

Vivek Calling Mu.Ka. Stalin in midnight...

Vivek: Stalin sir veedungala.... Stalin sir-a pesuradhu...
Stalin: Aama... Stalin here...
Vivek: Neenga verum mu.ka stalina? illa Naka Muka stalin-ah...
Stalin: ??????

Vidhya kalakkureenga :P

[viraajan]

Sarna....

That wasn't by me... a forwarded sms... i just shared

[app_engine]

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5...KnAWp80yKD5bIQ

US comedians sharpen claws for Obama presidency

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a sample from this article :

But satirical newspaper The Onion is already plunging ahead into the era of Obama humor.

The latest issue carries this story under the headline "Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job."

"African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America....

"As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind."

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[P_R]

There is a youtube video of press conference of the first Black US president: Richard Pryor

[aanaa]

[MrIndia]

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.

[mgb]

கணவன்: என் கோபத்த தூண்டாதே எனக்குள்ள இருக்கற மிருகத்த உசுப்பி விட்டுடாதே.. ஆமாம்

மனைவி: நான் எலிக்கெல்லாம் பயப்படறவ இல்ல

[NOV]

looking at your avathar, while reading your joke ganesh

[mgb]

பையன்: என்னப்பா இங்க நெறய வெண்புறா இருக்கும்னு கூட்டிகிட்டு வந்த.. ஆன இங்க வெறும் காக்காதான் இருக்கு ?

அப்பா: வெண்புறாதான்டா.. மெட்ராஸ்'ல அடிக்கிற வெயில்ல கருத்து போச்சு :P