A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[A_Ajith]

Boy : Namba love mattera veetla medhuva soliten

Girl : Very Good, adhuku veetula ena sonanga?

Boy : Medhuva sonadhala avanga kaadhula vizhala

:P

[mgb]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!'

[ajithfederer]

mgb,

[Shakthiprabha.]

c1 : andha ENT doctor oru cinema payithiyama ? eppadi ?

c2 : Naaka muka doctor-nu boardla ezhudhi irukke....

(courtesy : kumudham)

[Shakthiprabha.]

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.

The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

goodone.

[Shakthiprabha.]

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

[Shakthiprabha.]

"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"

Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.

"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"

"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

Thats WIT

[Shakthiprabha.]

Boy : Namba love mattera veetla medhuva soliten

Girl : Very Good, adhuku veetula ena sonanga?

Boy : Medhuva sonadhala avanga kaadhula vizhala

:P

[viraajan]

One day, a fisherman got up very early. There wasn’t enough sunlight for him to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones at his footstep. To pass time, he started throwing the stones one by one into the sea.

While having the last stone in hand, the sun rose. Then only he realized that the stones were diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing them into the sea.
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Moral of the story: Don’t get up early...

[viraajan]

Vivek Calling Mu.Ka. Stalin in midnight...

Vivek: Stalin sir veedungala.... Stalin sir-a pesuradhu...
Stalin: Aama... Stalin here...
Vivek: Neenga verum mu.ka stalina? illa Naka Muka stalin-ah...
Stalin: ??????