A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

**Wibha** · 2nd July 2008, 05:34 AM

NOV

it wasn't funny

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**NOV** · 3rd July 2008, 07:21 AM

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

**Nerd** · 3rd July 2008, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by NOV

(You're gonna love this.)

I definitely did

**NOV** · 3rd July 2008, 01:32 PM

A man threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles.
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!

**NOV** · 3rd July 2008, 01:33 PM

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

**NOV** · 3rd July 2008, 01:34 PM

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, 'He who never lived, cannot die!'