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    Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
    Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
    Boy: Bilkul nahi!
    Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.

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    Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
    He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

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    A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...

    sorry could not help laughing

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    Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
    Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
    sorry could not help laughing
    we'd laugh too if we know what the heck you are saying
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    nov, what kinda language u use !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
    Boy: Come, we shall go to a quiet place!
    Girl: You wont try to act smart nah ?
    Boy: Never!
    Girl: Then leave it! Whats the use going?!.

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    Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
    He refused saying: I kept hand on seetha and so much problems I need to face, AND NOW GEETHA... NEVER!

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    A lady to another lady: You had just one kid, when u got divorced, how, but now u have 3 children... how ...? She says: My x-husband used to come home once a while to ask sorry!

    sorry could not help laughing

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    Angry boss: Have u ever seen an owl (in hindi ullu also means fool)?
    Executive (His head down): No sir.
    Boss: What are u seeing down for? Look at me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
    Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
    Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
    Boy: Bilkul nahi!
    Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.



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    A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...

    sorry could not help laughing



    Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
    Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
    aiyo

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    AMAZING FACT: The Japanese have produced a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wibha
    Quote Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
    Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
    Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
    Boy: Bilkul nahi!
    Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.



    ___________

    A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...

    sorry could not help laughing



    Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
    Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
    aiyo


    translation plz!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
    An airplane is flying over the United States at night.

    The pilot says:

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."

    A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".

    The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.

    Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people". There's a big gasp from the passengers!

    Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in alphabetical order.

    So... A... Any Africans on board?" No one moves.

    "B... Any Blacks on board?" No one moves.

    "C... Any Coloureds on board?" Still, no one moves.

    "D... Any Darkies?

    A little black boy - asks his dad: "Dad,...what are we?

    Dad: " Tonight son, we are Zulus"

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    not really funny
    idhu rOmba funny-a erukku (JK)
    Sarva dharman parithyajya mamekam sharanam vraja, aham thva sarvapapebhyo mokshayishyami ma suchaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
    Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
    Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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