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    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
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    There was a good old barber in Chennai.

    One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

    A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, barber again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

    A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay, the barber again refuses money saying that it was a community service.

    The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......



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    A dozen software engineers waiting for a free haircut...! With printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free hair cut and the google map showing the shop.

    Ha ha ha
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    அட உண்மை சொல்ல கூசும்
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    ஏ தில்லா டாங்கு டாங்கு
    அட என்னா உங்க போங்கு

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    Damager - 30 roovaa da, 30 roovaa kuduththa 3 naaL kaNNu muzhichchu vElai senju 30 pakkam OttuvaNdaa!

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    Oh common sathya that was funny. Yeah, I am not a S/E though

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajithfederer View Post
    Oh common sathya that was funny. Yeah, I am not a S/E though
    I found it not, hence my banghead
    Damager - 30 roovaa da, 30 roovaa kuduththa 3 naaL kaNNu muzhichchu vElai senju 30 pakkam OttuvaNdaa!

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    i found it a bit funny too. i just wanted to treat it as a joke.
    good one nov
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    History always tells a story.......... That's why we must delete it before DAD uses the computer.
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    Lessons in Logic
    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.

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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.

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    Chefs are just like children.
    They should be seen not heard.

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