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9th June 2011, 09:38 AM
#1251
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
ADVENTURES OF AN UNFORTUNATE OPPICER &! #8211; PART VI
Professor: Narender! Next chapter nee seminar edukkuriya?
Narender: Yen ungalukku andhaa chapter puriyaliya?
Professor: Dei! Yegathaalam pesaathadaa! Wilson Friedman book ah padichi adutha chapter seminar edu!
Narender: Neengale local author book ah padichi thaana class edukkureenga! Naan mattum yen foreign author book ah padikkanum?
Professor: Indha subject romba kashtam! Purinjiko!
Narender: Indha subject romba kashtam! Athanaan puriya mattenguthu!
Professor: Idhulaa pass aanavanga rombaa kammi!
Narender: Yen? Neenga eduthathunaalaya?
Professor: Venaamda! Yen vayitherichala kottikkatha! Nallaave irukka maatta!
Narender: Yezhuvathu per vayitherichala kottikittu neengale nalla irukkumpothu unga oruthar vayitherichala kottikittu naan nallaa irukka mattana?
Professor: Yenda ippadi oora suthura?
Narender: City la irundhu 50 Km thalli college ah kattna oora suthikittu thaan varanum!
Professor: Un notes ah kaatra!
Narender: Purse la ippo sillara mattum thaan irukku! Notes ethuvum illa! Naan venumna ATM la poi konjam eduthukuttu vanthu kattatta?
Professor: Pona test la nee ezhuthuna answer ellame thappu!
Narender: Pona testukku naan absent aache?
Professor: Ivlov mattamaana student ah naan paathathe illa!
Narender: Naanum ivlov mattamaana…
Professor: Dei!
Narender: Subject ah paathathe illanu solla vanthen!
Professor: Pasanga ellaam groupaa…
Narender: Beer adikka koodathu nu sollreengala?
Professor: Dei!... Group ah padikkumpothu neeyum senthu padikkalaam illa?
Narender: Padicha parava illaye… Beer adichaa?!
Professor: Ponnungale indha kaalathula…
Narender: Beer adikkuraangala? Cha! Enakkum kashtamaa thaan irukku…
Professor: Sathamaa pesaathada! Veliya HOD irukkaru! Kettura poraaru!
Narender: HOD kettaa avarukkum oru peg ootha vendiyathuthaan!
Professor: Dei!... Naan un professor da!
Narender: Sorry sir! Firstu ungalukku! Appuram thaan HODku!
Professor: Dei!… Ponnungale indha kaalathula nallaa padikkuraangada!
Narender: Enna pannurathu… Kaalam kettu kedakku!
Professor: Namma class Anitha va paaruda!
Narender: Paakkura alavukku ava avlov nallaa illaye! Venumna ava pakkathula irukkura Aishwaryava pakkurane!
Professor: Dei!... Anitha evlov kashtappattu padikkuraa paaruda!
Narender: Kannadi pottaa ellam sariya podium!
Professor: Arrear vizhuntha ennadaa pannuva?
Narender: Re-evaluationukku apply pannuven!
Professor: Idhu epperpatta college theriyuma?
Narender: Ippo theriyum… Aana join pannurathukku munnadi theriyaathu! Therinjirunthaa naan join pannirukkave matten!
Professor: Manasu valikkuthu!
Narender: Enakku kaathu valikkuthu!
Professor: Ippadi pesurathukku unakku vekkamaa illa?
Narender: Vekkamaa illa! Aana tired ah irukku! Naalikki continue pannuvoma?!
Professor: Naan innikki class edukka porathu illa!
Narender: Yen ivlov neram pesunathula mug adicha notes maranthu pocha?!
Professor: Abdul Kalam porantha naaduda ithu!
Narender: Cha! Apperpattavar porantha athey naatla ungala maathiri sila perum porakkuraangale!
Professor: Ulagame oru naadaga meda…
Narender: Achacho!
Professor: Athula naam ellorum nadigargal…
Narender: Achacho achacho!
Professor: Appadinu Shakespeare solli irukkaaru da!
Narender: Athu kooda neenga sonnathillaya? Sonthamaa ennathaan solli irukkeenga?
Professor: (To the students) Dear students! Ivan inga irukkura varaikkum ennaala class edukka mudiyaathu! Naan poren!
//Beggar: Enna vaaiyya unakku?! Enna vaai?
Gounder: Thol vaaida! Paatha theriyala?
Beggar: Theriyuthuyaa! Unkooda irundhaa, ennakkum picha kedaikkaathuya! Pooya! Naan poren!
Gounder: Ov! Governmenttu job ah resign pannittu poraarraa ivarurov! (Censored)//
That was a small part of my flashback. The next day I was sitting with Rubini Priya in my cubicle and was discussing the project we were assigned to. We became cubicle mates.
Narender: Innikki oru mukkiyamaana mail varum! Vandha enkitta sollu!
Rubini Priya: Mukkiyamaana mail, mukkiyamillaatha mail ethu ethu nu eppadi therinjikkurathu?
Narender: From address la HRD irunthaale athu mukkiyamillaatha mail thaan!
//Vadivelu: Mela poi theva illaatha aaniyellaam pudungu po!
Ramesh Kanna: Thevayaana aani, thevayillaatha aaninu eppadi therinjikkurathu?
Vadivelu: Nee pudungurathu poorve thevayillaathathu thaan! Poi pudungu!
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Rubini Priya: Appo nee enna panna pora?
Narender: Nethu veettukku oru vendaathava vanthu veruppethittaa! Orey tensan! Athaan konjam rest edukkuren!
Sometime later.
Rubini Priya: Hey oru mail vanthirukku!
Narender: Enna pottrukku? Padi…
Rubini Priya: ‘Are you certified?...’
Narender: ‘I don’t give a damn’nu solli shift+delete pannu!
Rubini Priya: Hey communicator la Bangalore TL status online aagiduchi!
Narender: Appo un status ah away pottuttu kelambu! Poi coffee kudikkalaam!
Rubini Priya: OK!
Narender: Ippo edhukku coffee mug ah edukkura?
Rubini Priya: Namma floor laye coffee machine irukke!
Narender: Oh! Appadingala!
Rubini Priya: Latte, espresso, cappuccino nu moonu button irukku!
Narender: Endha button azhuthanaalum orey liquid thaan varum!
Rubini Priya: Appo inga coffee kudikka venaamnu sollriya?
Narender: Uyir mela aasa irukka?
Rubini Priya: Irukku!
Narender: Appo en kooda FC vaa!
ஊரு வம்ப பேசும்
அட உண்மை சொல்ல கூசும்
போடும் நூறு வேஷம்
தினம் பொய்ய
சொல்லி ஏசும்
ஏ தில்லா டாங்கு டாங்கு
அட என்னா உங்க போங்கு
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9th June 2011 09:38 AM
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9th June 2011, 03:48 PM
#1252
Senior Member
Diamond Hubber
sarna... ivlo periya jokea....
fun lines mattum highlight panna vasadhiyaa irukkum...
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12th June 2011, 12:52 PM
#1253
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
ellaa lines'umE fun dhaan
ஊரு வம்ப பேசும்
அட உண்மை சொல்ல கூசும்
போடும் நூறு வேஷம்
தினம் பொய்ய
சொல்லி ஏசும்
ஏ தில்லா டாங்கு டாங்கு
அட என்னா உங்க போங்கு
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12th June 2011, 05:42 PM
#1254
Senior Member
Diamond Hubber
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14th June 2011, 08:59 PM
#1255
Senior Member
Diamond Hubber
நோயாளி : டாக்டர், வயித்து வலி என்னால பொறுக்க முடியல...
டாக்டர் : வயிறு வலிக்கும்போது, நீங்க ஏன் பொறுக்கப் போறீங்க?
Om Namaste astu Bhagavan Vishveshvaraya Mahadevaya Triambakaya Tripurantakaya Trikalagni kalaya kalagnirudraya Neelakanthaya Mrutyunjayaya Sarveshvaraya Sadashivaya Shriman Mahadevaya Namah Om Namah Shivaye Om Om Namah Shivaye Om Om Namah Shivaye
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22nd June 2011, 03:12 PM
#1256
Administrator
Platinum Hubber
Father: Nee Ava kitta "I Love You " Sonniya?
LKG Son: Sonnen But Athu Nadakkathu.,
Father: Why?
LKG Son: Ava Yaaro Rendu pera Love Panraalam.. "I Love you 2" -nu sonna..
Father: !!!!???????
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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22nd June 2011, 06:29 PM
#1257
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
Originally Posted by
NOV
Father: Nee Ava kitta "I Love You " Sonniya?
LKG Son: Sonnen But Athu Nadakkathu.,
Father: Why?
LKG Son: Ava Yaaro Rendu pera Love Panraalam.. "I Love you 2" -nu sonna..
Father: !!!!???????
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" The real triumph in life is not in never getting knocked down, but in getting back up everytime it happens".
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23rd June 2011, 07:26 AM
#1258
Administrator
Platinum Hubber
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on...You don't even know the way to the Post Office."
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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23rd June 2011, 12:23 PM
#1259
Senior Member
Devoted Hubber
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23rd June 2011, 03:17 PM
#1260
Senior Member
Diamond Hubber
Originally Posted by
NOV
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on...You don't even know the way to the Post Office."
to the boy
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