A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[Shakthiprabha.]

a journalist friend sent this joke to me. let me share with you

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to the 'Indian Stock Market'!

VERY GOOD ONE

[sgokulprathap]

INTERVIEW:

OFFICER—————-WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————–M P. SIR
OFFICER—————-TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE—————MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER————–YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE————-MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER————-YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE————–M P. SIR
OFFICER————IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE————-NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER————WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE———— METRIC PASS
OFFICER————-WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE————M P. SIR
OFFICER————AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE————-MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER————DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE———-MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER————-THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE———- -M P. SIR
OFFICER—————-WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE————-My Performance….?
OFFICER—————-M P!!!!
CANDIDATE————WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER————–MENTAL PROBLEM

[sgokulprathap]

Good one...

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

[Meera-ssg]

INTERVIEW:

OFFICER—————-WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————–M P. SIR
OFFICER—————-TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE—————MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER————–YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE————-MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER————-YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE————–M P. SIR
OFFICER————IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE————-NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER————WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE———— METRIC PASS
OFFICER————-WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE————M P. SIR
OFFICER————AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE————-MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER————DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE———-MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER————-THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE———- -M P. SIR
OFFICER—————-WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE————-My Performance….?
OFFICER—————-M P!!!!
CANDIDATE————WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER————–MENTAL PROBLEM

[aanaa]

[Raghu]

has any1 heard of or have any vadivelu's audio comedy track as a ring tone on mobile phones??

This is what happend 2day, i went to TESCO to get some lunch for my lunch break... and i bough my lunch and was waiting at the check out, all the ppl infront of me were English

suddenly i hear a noise from the Checkout, it sounded like tamil as i was quite far away, as i approached near, every one was laughing, and i can vaguely hear a tamil voice, as i went closer, i could not stop laughing...

some one had left a mobile phone at checkout, it must have been a tamil person, and the phone had ring tone, where vadivelu says ' Maapu Maaapu vachutaiya aapu' this is dialogue which vadivel says in Chandramugi, when SS abandons him in the ghost house and goes...., and some one kept on rining that phone, and it kept on saying
Maapu Maaapu vachutaiya aapu'
Maapu Maaapu vachutaiya aapu'
Maapu Maaapu vachutaiya aapu'



I had the best laugh of my day, Vadivelu is truly a LEGEND

[NOV]

A man went on business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his
kids.

He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying
inferior Goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this
does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that
reads,

'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it
would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange
for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man
points to the sign
assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from
the right To the left.'

[Meera-ssg]

Nice !

[NOV]

you love someone...

you marry someone else...

The one you marry becomes ur wife or husband...

And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id...!

[NOV]

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.