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    http://dailythanthi.com/article.asp?...sdate=6/9/2009

    இதுவல்லவோ கோரிக்கை?

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    http://dailythanthi.com/article.asp?...date=6/14/2009

    Ration card for Rs 2 / kg rice with Sania Mirza photo

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    Quote Originally Posted by app_engine
    http://dailythanthi.com/article.asp?NewsID=493001&disdate=6/9/2009

    இதுவல்லவோ கோரிக்கை?
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    http://dailythanthi.com/article.asp?NewsID=494064&disdate=6/14/2009

    Ration card for Rs 2 / kg rice with Sania Mirza photo
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    jaaze, it's not unicode

    You need to download from their homepage and install...

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    http://www.dinamalar.com/splpart.asp...Doubt-Thanabal

    Quite funny, especially the cartoon

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    http://www.dinamalar.com/fpnnews.asp?News_id=4102

    Some comments by readers are funny

    Dinamalar itself writes off PMK as
    "பாலுக்கும் காவல், பூனைக்கும் தோழன்"!

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    Some interesting observations on the executive pay issue (esp. on "golden coffins') :

    Just more than 50% of shareholder voters opposed a golden coffin at XTO Energy (XTO, news, msgs). It would award Chairman and CEO Bob Simpson, upon his death, an $111 million cash bonus and $4.35 million in salary, and accelerated options vesting and life insurance payments worth millions more. Mysteriously, Simpson's golden coffin also would offer him a "car allowance" of $158,000 after he dies.
    http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com...ed.aspx?page=2

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    Quote Originally Posted by app_engine
    Some interesting observations on the executive pay issue (esp. on "golden coffins') :

    Just more than 50% of shareholder voters opposed a golden coffin at XTO Energy (XTO, news, msgs). It would award Chairman and CEO Bob Simpson, upon his death, an $111 million cash bonus and $4.35 million in salary, and accelerated options vesting and life insurance payments worth millions more. Mysteriously, Simpson's golden coffin also would offer him a "car allowance" of $158,000 after he dies.
    http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com...ed.aspx?page=2
    avar perula cheque kodupaanga polarukku :P

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    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

    He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Self raising, isn't it?

    The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
    Till the full stop doesn't come, the sentence is not complete - MSD

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    I think a live telecast of TN assembly will be as cracking as Goundamani - Senthil jokes.

    See this link :
    http://dailythanthi.com/article.asp?...date=6/18/2009

    Samples :

    அன்பழகன் : அவைக்குள் அன் பார்லிமென்டரி பேசினால் மட்டும் திருத்திக்கொள்ளலாம்

    ஓ.பன்னீர்செல்வம் : இங்கு பேசும் போது துரைமுருகன் பேசிய அவை ஏற்காத வார்த்தையை நீக்க வேண்டும்

    சபானாயகர் : சரி, பார்த்துக்கொள்கிறேன்

    அன்பழகன் : குதிரை, கழுதை, பன்றி என்ற வார்த்தைகள் எல்லாம் அவைக்குள் பேசுவதற்கு ஏற்றவை தான். ஆனால் ஒருவரை பார்த்து அந்த வார்த்தையை பயன்படுத்தக்கூடாது.


    எஸ்.வி.சேகர் : என்னுடைய நண்பர் கலைராஜன் "இங்கே அடுத்தமுறை இவர் பேசினால், இவரை போட்டுத்தள்ளுஙள்" என்று அடுத்தவரிடம் சொல்லிக்கொண்டு இருந்தார்...ஆகவே அந்த ஒரு காரணத்தினால் என்னுடைய உயிருக்கோ வேறு ஏதாவது சேதாரம் ஏற்பட்டால் அதற்கு யார் காரணம் என்பதை இந்த சட்டமன்றத்தில் பதிவு செய்கிறேன்.

    கலைராஜன் : இங்கு பேசிய ஒரு எட்டப்பன் அவனது உயிருக்கு ஆபத்து என்றால், அதற்கு நான் தான் காரணம் என்பது போல பேசினான். அவர் பன்றி காய்ச்சலில் "பனால்' என்று போய் விட்டால் அதற்கு நான் பொறுப்பு கிடையாது


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