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    Four boys were fishing. As their boat rounded a point on the lake, they saw a man thrashing in the water. With no hesitation, they jumped into the water and saved him.

    It was not until they pulled him to shore that they noticed the man they had saved was President George Bush, who had slipped away from the Secret Service for a swim. When President Bush caught his breath, he thanked the two boys and offered them anything they wanted in return for saving his life.

    The first boy thought about it for a while and finally answered. “I would like a presidential appointment to West Point so I can serve my country.”

    The next two thought that was a great idea, but one said he had always wanted to be a pilot so he would rather attend the Air Force Academy.

    The third boy chose the Naval Academy.

    The president turned to the fourth boy, who was still thinking. Finally he answered, “Mr. President, I would like a burial with honors at Arlington National Cemetery” The president was shocked and asked the boy why he would make such a request at his young age. The boy replied “Because when my father finds out I saved you, he is going to kill me!”

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