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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    A woman visited a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

    She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went into intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine?

    He’s now in a Korma.
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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    1.Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.

    2.The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction

    3.In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It

    4.All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married

    5.Once You Have Bought Something, You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate
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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOV View Post
    1.Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.

    4.All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married

    5.Once You Have Bought Something, You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate
    I concur with these three statements!

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    A boy had a crush on his classmate..

    One fine day he proposed her..
    But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again..
    And the boy remains silent for rest of the days..

    Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and writes in it " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me."

    Four years passed, But the boy never approached the girl again...

    MORAL: boys never open their book!
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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