A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

**NOV** · 4th May 2015, 07:09 PM

Gal: I'm scared baby...
Guy: Why is that?
Gal: That one day you will love someone else besides me.
Guy: I already do - and she looks like you.
Gal: awww... our future daughter, I love you so much....
Guy: No, your sister.

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**NOV** · 15th May 2015, 08:23 PM

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river and all passengers died.

All the husbands cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!

When asked that did he miss his wife so much, he replied miserably, "No, my wife missed the bus."

**NOV** · 20th May 2015, 08:14 AM

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**NOV** · 11th June 2015, 05:40 PM

Understanding A Girl Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps it Ends Up..
In An Error At 99%

**NOV** · 11th June 2015, 05:44 PM

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off!
- Shakespeare.

All boys are innocent before the lights are off!
- Shakespeare's wife.

**NOV** · 11th June 2015, 05:45 PM

Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?
Here's an example:
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"Oh Jack.. !"
"Oh....!"
"O....!"