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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    E-Mail Note from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:

    I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.

    So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
    I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIL in its centre.

    Now,the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.
    My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping.
    I'm followed to and from work every day.

    So no one bothers me at all.
    I've never felt safer...
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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
    She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
    everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
    The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
    The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must Confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
    The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party.'
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