EXTRACTED from a COURT REPORT FROM INDIA

Judge : "Raj, why were you beaten up in public? What did you do?"

Raj : "Sir, I am innocent."

Judge : "Why do you say that?"

Raj : "Your Honour, I was in crowded bus and my photo fell from wallet. So I only say to lady in front of me, "Aunty, please lift your sari, I want to take photo ..."