Hilarious Dialouges in American Movies.

[rocketboy]

"Your mom is so dumb that she goes to Dr Dre for a pap smear"

This is from a movie I watched some time ago . I was searching for the movie title and was led to a site hosting similar moma's jokes. At the outset most of them look harmless but some may sound offensive. But the good thing about it is some insults are really very funny and out of the box. I will drop the moma's part out of it and post a few:

You are so dumb that you fell up the stairs.
You are so dumb that at bottom of application where it said Sign Here you had put Sagitarius.
You are so dumb that when I said Christmas was just round the corner
you went looking for it.
You are so dumb that you once asked me Whats the number for 911
You are so dumb that you needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
You are so dumb that when you went to the airport and a sign said Airport Left you turned around and went home (Oh my God ! This is hilarious !! .How can people even think like this )

[alwarpet_andavan]

"Your mom is so dumb that she goes to Dr Dre for a pap smear"

This is from a movie I watched some time ago . I was searching for the movie title and was led to a site hosting similar moma's jokes. At the outset most of them look harmless but some may sound offensive. But the good thing about it is some insults are really very funny and out of the box. I will drop the moma's part out of it and post a few:

You are so dumb that you fell up the stairs.
You are so dumb that at bottom of application where it said Sign Here you had put Sagitarius.
You are so dumb that when I said Christmas was just round the corner
you went looking for it.
You are so dumb that you once asked me Whats the number for 911
You are so dumb that you needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
You are so dumb that when you went to the airport and a sign said Airport Left you turned around and went home (Oh my God ! This is hilarious !! .How can people even think like this )

Eminem's 8 Mile by any chance???

[rocketboy]

Its from 'White Babes' .

Eminem has poked fun at Dr Dre(In 'The Real Slim Shady' he says
"And Dre said,
nothing idiots
Dr Dre's dead.
He's locked in my basement" ).
They are good friends. He has made an appearance in more than one Eminem video ( Just Lose It, Guilty Conscience).

[Surya]

Eminem has poked fun at Dr Dre(In 'The Real Slim Shady' he says
"And Dre said,
nothing idiots
Dr Dre's dead.
He's locked in my basement" ).
They are good friends. He has made an appearance in more than one Eminem video ( Just Lose It, Guilty Conscience).

He does the same in "CRIMINAL"

"Oh That's Dre With An AK To His Face,
Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place (Muffled noises come from Dre)
I TOLD YOU DRE U SHOULD'A KEPT THAT THING PUT AWAY!
I GUESS THAT'S TEACH YOU NOT TO LET ME PLAY WITH IT! HAHAHA!! *ratatatat - The AK gets fired.*

[Surya]

Its from 'White Babes' .

I guess u mean "White Chicks" with the Wayne Brothers?

There's another hilarious dialouge...

One of the Wayne Brothers is in his white chick dress thing. And Terry Crews ( http://stumpedmagazine.com/photoarchive/3271.jpg He'z this insanly huge, buff black guy), comes out wearing an extreamly tight underwear thingy that's supposed to be his bathing suit and stands right above Marlon Wayne who is now the white chick. Marlon Wayne wakes up, and looks at Terry Crews.

Black Guy: Watch out there. You don't wanna get sun Burnt now! (And gives him a discustingly perverted expression.)

Marlon Wayne: It's Okay..No Problem Mr. Swartze-negro.

I thought that was hilarious!