Perarasu _ Vijaykanth = New story

[Raikkonen]

Perarasu has decided to make a movie for belaguered Captain Vijaykanth, after Sudesi fiasco..


Vijay: Perarasu, ennaku oru story solluppa, sinna pasanga ellam bayanthu terichi odara mathiir summa nachunu irukkom..
Perar: Sir, unga Sudesi pattutu naane bayanthu poitten sir..
Vijay: Ada vudppa, athule naan nalla nadikilappa, arasiyilla konjam busy yah irunthen
Perar: Illati naa, Oscar vangirupeenga illa...
Vijay: Kathaya solluppa...
Perar: Karumam karumam .. karumam karummam
Vijay: Perarasu whais this stupid of the nonsense of the idiot..
Perar: Sir, neenga dhamil leye pesunga...
Vijay: App ayaan karumam nu sonnenga
Perar: En padathule kathai naan karumam nu than solluven
Vijay: Sari ethayavathu oru karumamatha solli tola
Perar: Padathule neenga oru inspector
Vijay: Sari, naan en cupboard lenthu rendu suot eudtu vachirukken...
Perar: Super.. Padathu peru Moscow
Vijay: Shooting Russia vilaya ?
Perar: Illa, rayapurathule
Vijay: Pinne title apdi irukku
Perar: Chinna koundernu koda peru vacheenga, neenga enna chinna pullaya?
Vijay: Sari, epdi get up irukkanum
Perar: valakkam pola 200kg powder, Thalaiyile vaikka 2 torchlightu.. Nalanju black raincoat, Unga kathci kodi, oru 60
Vijay: En fan ah neenga?
Perar: (tuhhh)... ama sir.. neenga illati, yenga veetula yarume santhosama irukka mattanga
Vijay: Apdiya..
Perar: Ama, unga Narasimmha pattutan avanga palle vilakkuvangalam...
Vijay: nesamaava, yen
Perar: Kalayile yelunthirkumbothu sirichikitte eluntirikkanumnu peiyavanga solluvanaglam
Vijay: Sari, screenplay epdi irukkum...
Perar: Vegama, logic eh illama irukkum..
Vijay: Logic illama epdipa..
Perar: Neenga katchi arambichinga, athu logic ah illaya?
Vijay: Illaipa, padathule logic illati yarum pakkamattanga
Perar: Apdina unga Vanjinathan, Vallarasu ellam 1 nal koda odi irukkathu
Vijay: Sari sari heroine yaru?
Perar: Ungalluku poruthamana jodi, Vadivukkarasi?
Vijay: Yow, nalla colour ah oru ponnu solluyya..
Perar: Sari Asin than heroine..
Vijay: Super.. Duet ellam irukkula
Perar: Pinna.... Manja shirt, Pajja Tie, Blue Trousers, Brown hairdye ipdi bayangara getup le vareenga...
Vijay: Dhool parakumnu sollunga
Perar: Seruppu parakkama iruntha sari...
Vijay: Enakku build up scenes irukka?
Perar: Athu illama epdi...
Vijay: Onnu sollunga..
Perar: Onnu enna ombothu solren
Vijay: Sollunga
Perar: Ombothu
Vijay: Yow..
Perar: Sari 1st scenele, Kanthuvatti Govalu unga tangachiya konnudran, appa avana police pidika mattranga...
Vijay: Yen..
Perar: Loosappa nee, neengtahan police
Vijay: Marnthutten... Naan avana pidkkiren illa
Perar: Ada enna sir arive illama pesureenga.. Kadasiyile than pidikanum.. appathan athu unga padam..
Vijay: mela sollu
Perar: Neenga entry avara scene matiri ulatgathule vera entha padathuleyeme scene iruthurukkatu
Vijay: Epdi
Perar: Govalu solran.. entha ambalai police kavathu tyriam irnutha en mela kaal vachi parungada nu...
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Ungalluku 100km tolaivile irukkura police stationele ithu kekkutu...
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Meesa tudukitu... Ange table mela payreenga.. Appuram angethu ore jumppppppppppppppp.............
Vijay: Ethukku ilukereenga
Perar: 100km paya poreenga illaya
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Ange inthu paranthu vanthu govala ethureenga
Vijay: Super
Perar: Appa oru punch dialouge irukku... 100km tolaivile irunthalum.. Katu kettu vanthu utaypanda.. Avanthada Dhamilanu...
Vijay: MGR kaithan vaipparu, naan kaal vaippen, athu matiri..
Perar: Ellarum vaay vachitnga athu mela
Vijay: Appuram enna avutu..
Perar: Pinnale.. wishk wishk.. Dambadakka dhandakka nu ore background sound....
Vijay: Naan varan ille? yen kodiyoda?
Perar: Illa naan varen..
Vijay: Ok ok...
Perar: Naan punch vudaren...
Panju cpmedy panrathule avan Vallarasu,
Payama comedy panrathule avan Vanjinathan.
Panjiyum Payama comedy panrtahule avan SIMHA NARASIMMHA nu........
Vijay: Super..
Perar: Appuram, innoru scene... Pakistan terrorists rail ulukku poonthurdanga..
Vijay: Ok, palakaman scene than
Perar: Ungalluku kovam, track ulluku helicopter lenthu payreenga...
Vijay: Yen kodi..
Perar: Pinnala pottruvom...
Vijay: Yow
Perar: Backgroundle pottruvome sir..
Vijay: Sari ok..
Perar: Unagla pattu Pakistan terrorists payapadurnga... dei avana kolluda naa tooya tamil le pesarnga
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Neenga Rayile otta sundu viralle nuppathureenga...
Vijay: overa illa...
Perar: Shock kodutha, electronic box vedikirappa...
Vijay: Sari sollu...
Perar: Dialouge vudureenga

Deeeiiiiii... Dhamil nattule mottam 12,50000 pakistan terrorits
Athule 65,0000 terrorits Dhamil teriyatu
Athule tamil terinjum nadikiranvanga 4000 peru
Athule rayile vara aalunga 100 peru
Athule captain kitta motiruvanag 2 peru..
Antha rednu peru neengthanda.............

Pinnala singam padamla varutu sir
vijay: Super
Perar: Appuram kovam vanthu, rayile renda puttu podareenga..
Vijay: yen
Perar: Ungalukku kovam vantha, kannu ellam sivanthirume...
Vijay: Sari., comedyku yaru..
Perar: neenga irukurappa taniya coedy veraya?
Vijay: Sari duets ellam enga..
Perar: Unga katchi offcie la..
Vijay: yennatu
Perar: angathan, osi soru podareengalame...
Vijay: Innum build up solluppa..

Perar: Ithukkum melaya..........escape....

[Raikkonen]

Sorry All Vijaykanth fans...
For fun

V --- Peace

[crazy]

Perarasu has decided to make a movie for belaguered Captain Vijaykanth, after Sudesi fiasco..
Deeeiiiiii... Dhamil nattule mottam 12,50000 pakistan terrorits
Athule 65,0000 terrorits Dhamil teriyatu
Athule tamil terinjum nadikiranvanga 4000 peru
Athule rayile vara aalunga 100 peru
Athule captain kitta motiruvanag 2 peru..
Antha rednu peru neengthanda.............

[ajithfederer]

[Lambretta]

Vijay: Dhool parakumnu sollunga
Perar: Seruppu parakkama iruntha sari...

Bagundhi, NTR garu!

[Shakthiprabha.]

Reading its an NTR story.........was just enough to bring smile on my face

Perar: Sir, unga Sudesi pattutu naane bayanthu poitten sir..
Vijay: Ada vudppa, athule naan nalla nadikilappa, arasiyilla konjam busy yah irunthen
Perar: Illati naa, Oscar vangirupeenga illa...
Vijay: Kathaya solluppa...

poor vjkant

Vijay: Perarasu whais this stupid of the nonsense of the idiot..
Perar: Sir, neenga dhamil leye pesunga...

Perar: Super.. Padathu peru Moscow
Vijay: Shooting Russia vilaya ?
Perar: Illa, rayapurathule
Vijay: Pinne title apdi irukku
Perar: Chinna koundernu koda peru vacheenga, neenga enna chinna pullaya?

Vijay: Enakku build up scenes irukka?
Perar: Athu illama epdi...
Vijay: Onnu sollunga..
Perar: Onnu enna ombothu solren
Vijay: Sollunga
Perar: Ombothu
Vijay: Yow..

Perar: Sari 1st scenele, Kanthuvatti Govalu unga tangachiya konnudran, appa avana police pidika mattranga...
Vijay: Yen..
Perar: Loosappa nee, neengtahan police

Perar: Neenga entry avara scene matiri ulatgathule vera entha padathuleyeme scene iruthurukkatu
Vijay: Epdi
Perar: Govalu solran.. entha ambalai police kavathu tyriam irnutha en mela kaal vachi parungada nu...
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Ungalluku 100km tolaivile irukkura police stationele ithu kekkutu...
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Meesa tudukitu... Ange table mela payreenga.. Appuram angethu ore jumppppppppppppppp.............
Vijay: Ethukku ilukereenga
Perar: 100km paya poreenga illaya
Vijay: Ok
Perar: Ange inthu paranthu vanthu govala ethureenga
Vijay: Super
Perar: Appa oru punch dialouge irukku... 100km tolaivile irunthalum.. Katu kettu vanthu utaypanda.. Avanthada Dhamilanu...
Vijay: MGR kaithan vaipparu, naan kaal vaippen, athu matiri..
Perar: Ellarum vaay vachitnga athu mela

Vijay: Appuram enna avutu..
Perar: Pinnale.. wishk wishk.. Dambadakka dhandakka nu ore background sound....
Vijay: Naan varan ille? yen kodiyoda?
Perar: Illa naan varen..

Vijay: Ok ok...
Perar: Naan punch vudaren...
Panju cpmedy panrathule avan Vallarasu,
Payama comedy panrathule avan Vanjinathan.
Panjiyum Payama comedy panrtahule avan SIMHA NARASIMMHA nu........

Vijay: overa illa...
Perar: Shock kodutha, electronic box vedikirappa...
Vijay: Sari sollu...
Perar: Dialouge vudureenga

Perar: Appuram kovam vanthu, rayile renda puttu podareenga..
Vijay: yen
Perar: Ungalukku kovam vantha, kannu ellam sivanthirume...

Vijay: Sari., comedyku yaru..
Perar: neenga irukurappa taniya coedy veraya?

poor vjkant



good job ntr

[Sinthiya]

Perar: Chinna koundernu koda peru vacheenga, neenga enna chinna pullaya?

Perar: (tuhhh)... ama sir.. neenga illati, yenga veetula yarume santhosama irukka mattanga
Vijay: Apdiya..
Perar: Ama, unga Narasimmha pattutan avanga palle vilakkuvangalam...
Vijay: nesamaava, yen
Perar: Kalayile yelunthirkumbothu sirichikitte eluntirikkanumnu peiyavanga solluvanaglam

you're so gooood!

Vijay: Sari sari heroine yaru?
Perar: Ungalluku poruthamana jodi, Vadivukkarasi?
Vijay: Yow, nalla colour ah oru ponnu solluyya..
Perar: Sari Asin than heroine..
Vijay: Super.. Duet ellam irukkula
Perar: Pinna.... Manja shirt, Pajja Tie, Blue Trousers, Brown hairdye ipdi bayangara getup le vareenga...
Vijay: Dhool parakumnu sollunga
Perar: Seruppu parakkama iruntha sari...

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awesome NTR!!! keep it up!!!
thanks!

[Raikkonen]

Thanks All..

[Raikkonen]

Hahahaa

Its beeen a looong time really...
After June 15th, i will come up with new funnier, non perarasu type stories...

[Hulkster]

Mikka santhosam...we will be expecting it soon NTR..keep it up...