Indian Jokes

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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
tries to drown a fish in waters
thinks socialism means partying
trips over a cordless phone
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
studies for a blood test and fails
sells the car for gas money
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor

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Great going guys. One more

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railwaystation. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train toLudhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

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Great going guys. One more

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railwaystation. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train toLudhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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An African dining with Europeans chews bones with pleasure.

One Euopean: What do your dogs in Africa eat?
African: Potatoes

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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Santa, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals` cages. Now Santa, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn`t very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Santa to satisfy the female gorilla.
So he was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla- for one thousand bucks?
Santa replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.
The following day, Santa announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"First," Santa said, "I don`t want to have to kiss her."
"Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?
"Well," said Santa, "You`ve gotta give me another week to come up with one thousand rupees.

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One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?".

"There were so many. Whom to mention?. If I name one it will be a injustice to another."He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?".

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others,since they
were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but
one persistent Sardar would not leave him.

"At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then it was the turn of this Sardar. When he went inside, since his resume
was slightly illegible, the board member asked him.
"By the way, what is your date of birth?" He replied,
"The effort began a few years earlier
and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another
clarification."What is your fathers name?" He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one it will be injustice to another"

The interviewer was incensed. "Hey! are you mad or what?" He replied.

"Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

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mushraff : i have patani regiment on the boder
who think a shoot.
vajpayee : i have deployed sikh regiment who do not think they just fire to still beware

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wah kaya bath hai! i want more and more sardar jokes.keep laughing us

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Guys
Good going one more joke to share.




Santa Goes to heaven
Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"

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A politician got his hand burnt and was cured very soon. Who was he?

Surjit singh Burnala