A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[Querida]

well Nov you're very lucky that those jokes were quite funny....i love why do men die before their wives one....hi-larious!

anyways let's hope you all have just as good a humour :P

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A: Both of them.

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Q: Why did Moses wander the desert for fourty years?

A: He wouldn't ask for directions

:P :P :P my apologies as well :P :P :P

[Roshan]

hahaha Querida... that was really a good one. Still laughing Specially that last one about Moses

[a.ratchasi]

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A: Both of them.

hahahahaha!

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
At times, even the govt bonds mature faster

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
the ultimate truth-

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Do I need to say more?

[NOV]

We can laugh too, ladies.
How else do you think we could have survived this long.



p/s: Where is Shekar when you need him. Hope his wife gives him a break soon.....

[davie]

@rakshasi
ur avatar does not look like a rakshas. its like some nice cute cartoon budy

[Querida]

a.ratchasi you are free to point out if i am wrong...but Davie...if you saw how buttercup acts and feels in 'The PowerPuff Girls' you would agree that it is a most approp. avatar....watch it sometime....a.ratchasi i'm just glad your avatar isn't that spoiled brat princess :P

[a.ratchasi]

a.ratchasi you are free to point out if i am wrong...but Davie...if you saw how buttercup acts and feels in 'The PowerPuff Girls' you would agree that it is a most approp. avatar....watch it sometime....a.ratchasi i'm just glad your avatar isn't that spoiled brat princess :P

Querida, you got it right.

And yes, Bubbles IS annoying!!

[NM]

Querida,
Are you referring to my avatar? Didn't realise you have such a strong feeling againts her! Anyway, sorry to disappoint U. As I told someone, I will keep changing my avatar from time to time......so, what do you want next, Bush or Saddam or OBL? Anyway, let me see if I can find something that many people will HATE to see ....ha ha ha
Have a great day! I enjoy reading all your postings throughout the hub...

[NM]

Querida..........
Do you like Hobbes???
ta ta

[blahblah]

So all of you making fun at men and these guys laughing too! Don't expect every one to be so tolerant .We are in the process of ganging up and will come out with the worst of girlie jokes .Be ready fior the Mars-Venus encounter .You shouldn't go unpunished.