A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!"

And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

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Teacher: "Dharti Gol hai ya Chapti"
student: Sir, Kapti

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What is oposite to Area?

Ans : Iranguyaa

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Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and
wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a
club & pick up some young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look
after him. A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he
fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see
if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on
the bed with her legs open and her eyes closed. Superman thought to
himself, "So exotic, should I or shouldn't I ...wait ...I'm faster than a
speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what
happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies
off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "What is going on? Did you
hear anything ...?" Invisible-Man replied, "No! But....... my A**SS hurts
like hell!"
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[Shiju]

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hey
that was a nice one ...a wicked and funny ...

[Shakthiprabha.]

Guess, I can start by posting something in my own thread.

8) . I love freaking out with these icons....ITS WONDERFUL.

And after this I gotta say, its TEST. plz ignore this post

Good luck all, I feel I am amidst a maze of confused threads hanging
everywhere. What happened to POETRY SECTION? To justify the purpose of this thread....heres a joke....

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*DON'T Marry an AIRTEL woman ,she will touch u tommorow.
*DON'T Marry a HUTCH woman ,whereever u go her network follows u. *DON'T Marry an IDEA woman ,her idea will change u r life.
*DON'T Marry a TATA woman ,she will soon say you "TATA BYE".
*DON'T Marry a BSNL woman ,she had a network all over India.
*SO, its BEST to marry a RELIANCE woman BUY ONE GET ONE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE...



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[Cygnus]

Ayyo Shakthi, same side goal nyAyamA

Can you tell I am freaking out with these smilies too?!!

[Hyderabadi]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the riches t woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show....

[Hyderabadi]

Banta and his friend, Sandy, were living together. Sandy was more macho and Banta was more feminine.

Banta lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about it.

Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.

Elated Banta went home and smothered his chest in Vaseline.

When Sandy came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"

Banta explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner.

Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true that you would have a pony tail coming out of your a**ss by now?"

[NOV]

The Men Strike Back!

(with apologies to all women!)


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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beergut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.Since then, neither God nor
Man has rested.