Tamil Kadi Jokes

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[kugan98]

Super NOV anneh.

[NOV]

கோழி போட்ட முட்டையில் இருந்து கோழி வரும் ஆனால் வாத்தியார் போட்ட முட்டையில் இருந்து இன்னுமொரு வாத்தியார் வருவாரா?

[NOV]

Kanavan: (kobamaga) yen kovaththa thoondade! Yenukkulla Irukkira mirugathey usuppi vittirade amam!

Manaivi: naan yelikkellam bayapadrava illey

[NOV]

Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru.
amma "why are you late?"
annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"

what can you infer from this. Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.

[NOV]

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma

[NOV]

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Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.


Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!


'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?

[Brianengab]

Memorable Quotes from Lollu Sabha..


- (from "Billa")JAIL MATE: ama j.k onna enna vishayama jail la potrukanga? J.Kooota odaikarathu ennoda tholil,en veetu poota irunthalum atha odaichittu than ulla poven. ithukkagavey en pondatti thoranthu pottutu poiruva . JAIL MATE: ayye! j.k romba galeeja irukkadhu? J.K:mundam!! na veeta thoranthu pottutu povannu sonnen.

- (from "Ghilli" ) : Santhanam to Manohar while playing Kabadi, "Dei yaera vidu Yaara vidu Yaara Vidu".. After some times "Yavanda andha kariyam panadhu, naatham kodala pudungudhu... Manohar in reply "Nee thana era vidu , era vidu nu sonna, adhan yaera vittu vitaen eemakoochi"...

- (from "Pudhupettai") : A person in a kaiendhi idly kadai, "Aaluku naalu naalu idly kudupa", Dhanush in reply "Edhukaga 4 naalu idly kekuringa, iniki sutta idlya kodunga eemakoochi"...

- Person1: Innaiku Billavum avanoda gangum smuggling panna poradha enakku message vandhu irukku Person2: Kalaila naan ungaluku good morning message anupichen adhu vandhu irukannu paarunga

- (Director beats up three villains asking for chance in his movie after very bad acting) Dei Neenga inimey Cinema company illa export company la kooda chance kettu poga koodadhu

- Lady: Manna enakku needhi vazhangu... King: En kitta mitchar thinna meedhi vennumna irukku edhukunu po

- Mannanna veppenna velakkenna Pakistan thottha enekenna (Mann Vasanai)

- Vethala vethala kolunthu vethala ya kollaikku poga thanni pathalaiya(Mann Vasanai)

- Kosu kadiya vida Visu kadi thaan jaasthi (Samsaram Adu Minsaram)

- Unnoda paecha neeyae kaeka mattae aprama mathavanga eppidi da kaepanga (Pokkiri)

- Anji rooba note'ah Anji roobaanu sonnana, Pathu rooba note'ah Pathu roobaanu sonnana, antha maadhiri illae irruku..

- Andha madri indha madri mollamari sonnanaam, indha madri andha madri capemaari sonnanaam.. (Mann Vasanai)

- Pottu kadala, verkadala, nela kadala.... Nee ippa sonathuku ennaku siripe varala (Mann Vasanai)

- Mannenna vaeppenna velakkenna, Baagisthan thotha enakkenna (Mann Vasanai)

- Singam epdinne irukum? Mudhalla kutti an irukum, aprom perussa irukum.. (Mann Vasanai)

- Yellae Ponnaatha..Thayyiru saadhatha Thayyiru saadhamnu sonnana, Puli saadhatha Puli saadhamnu sonnana..andha maadhiri illae irruku née sollraedhu..

- Yellae Sevalum, Ponnaatha sollradhula enna thappu irruku..yellu manniku endhirukkura Kozhi yettu manniku endhiruchudhaan, yettu manni ku endhirukkura Kozhi yellu manniku endhirukkuvaen illaeyaan..andha maadhiri illae pa irruku née sollraedhu..

- Ada kirruku paiyya pullae..yellara manni Bus'uh munnadiyaen pochaan, pathara manni Bus'uh pinnadiyaen pochaan..andha maadhiri illae irruku née sollraedhu..

- Ada! Thambi sollraedhum sarri dhaan!! (Mudhal Mariyadhai)

- Naan Narasimha..postpaid Sim'ah prepaid Sim'ah?! (Narasimha)

- Alex Pandian: Vakeel vechurukiya? Ekambaram: Illae..vakeel oda thangatchiya dhaan vechurukaen!! (Moondru Mugham)

- "Yousa cable cult!"

- Pappu's friend: Poda Pappu, unn kooda enga mummy saerra vaendaannu solliduvangalae
Pappu: Endaan?
Pappu's friend: Nee Rajni get-up, Kamal get-up la vandhundhaan parravalae..ivvaru get-up lae (S J Suryah) vandhurukiyae, innimae double-meaning lae dhaana paessuva?
Pappu: Aye, naan single-meaning la dhaanda paessuraen..yeduthukuravanga double-meaning lae yedhuthukuranga, adhukku naan ennada panradhu? Serrae adhu irrukatunn, unga annan enga vellaseiyuraan??
Pappu's friend: Enga annan Call Center la vaella seiyuraan.
Pappu: Kaal(leg) center la ennada vaella seiyuraan?!

[NOV]

ஒரு சிறுவன் தனது செல்லில் சார்ஜ் செய்ய ஒரு கடைக்கு சென்றான். கடைக்காரரிடம் கேட்டான் "அண்ணா, 10 ரூபாய்க்கு ரீசார்ஜ் செய்தால் எவ்ளோ ரூபாய்க்கு பேசலாம்?". அவர் சொன்னார் "6 ரூபாய்க்கு பேசலாம் தம்பி". அந்த சிறுவன் கேட்டான் "அப்ப மீதி 4 ரூபாய்க்கு முறுக்கு தாங்க".