Dear Niro......(Agony Aunt column)

[nirosha sen]

Hi y'all!! Have a problem??? Let's talk about it here, shall we??? All freeloaders of problems are most welcome to download your grievances here!! If not me. somebody else is bound to attend to you, I'm sure (trust me, on that one!!).

So, who wants to go first???? And your problem is ...........?????

[jaiganes]

Niro aunty niro aunty!!
everyone calls me gundu and mandu!
what to do????

[blahblah]

Dear Dr.Niro,

For the past one week I am suffering from skull fruit syndrome after I accidentally ate one of those fruits.I wake up with a hangover every morning.

I spend half my time infront of the mirror and am attracted to women double my age.I write something whenever I get a piece of paper and when it is not available make my posts on boards,walls, or whatever I see.I mostly write about my good qualities.

Irrespective of the symptoms,I feel like eating more of those skull fruits for breakfast,lunch and dinner.The problem is that the skull,sorry,skin of this fruit is so thick that it can not be penetrated easily.

Is this a temporary feeling or is this here to stay?What do you advice?Can I eat more of those skull fruits?[very innocent icon].

Thank you in advance for your advice.

[jaiganes]

blahblah wrote:

and am attracted to women double my age

undhu enna vida mosam!
but how are you able to find 150 to 160 year old ladies attractive? If thier grandsons get to know this, your skull will be opened boss. be careful.

[jaiganes]

blahblah wrote:

and am attracted to women double my age

undhu enna vida mosam!
but how are you able to find 150 to 160 year old ladies attractive? If thier grandsons get to know this, your skull will be opened boss. be careful. [/quote]

[scorpio]

Oops, JG and Blah Blah,

You have made this thread to rival the 'jokes' thread!

Niro, Very tough questions, you can only advise these kids!

[nirosha sen]

Hmmm....Jaiganesh - Your problem is easy to solve, Pa!! Try going easy on those Lassi milkshakes and less time at the PC!! A less than sedentary lifestyle would be good!!

Now Gundu is easy to deal with but why Mandu????!!!

Blah-Blah - Attraction to older women is nothing new!! As for Skull-fruits, just change its name to Mannangkatty if it makes you feel better. There are worse things to tolerate if not digest Pa!!

[jaiganes]

Thanks Niro!
I am pleased to see your reply. I will definitely keep off those lassy milkshakes and anything made using milk. They call me mandu because I pick up jokes and wits very late according to my friends. I have this himalayan inferiority complex of not having done my engineering degree from IIT or REC. That prevents me from taking part in paper presentations and other "nerdy" and "brainy" activities. How to get my confidence going??

[nirosha sen]

Jai - You need Shekhar's shoulder to cry on for this one, Pa!!

A slow start but finally reaching the punch line is nothing to poo-poo abt, Pa!! Happens to the best of us! I certainly have seen no evidence to deduce that abt you in the Hub!!!

Paper presentations requires only those from elite colleges, does it???? Others don't matter????

Anybody else, wants to give a matured insight on this, please???? I'm flummoxed for answer, Pa!!

[Cinefan]

I have this himalayan inferiority complex of not having done my engineering degree from IIT or REC.

How many people get to do it?Does everyone who hasn't been there have a inferiority complex ? Enna Jai,joke panreengala illa nijamave ivlo feel panreengala