Tricky questions /riddles

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Sad, cause Eve couldn't have got a navel piercing if she wanted to.

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Miss Lanka said,

BECAUSE THE BODY DIDN'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS...


Wrong..

She had a belly button, for sure. Not only a belly button, but also a ring on her belly button.

Not only a ring in her belly button, but also a tatoo on her neck that said
'I am after all a rib from the damned Adam. I am too much of a female chauvnist to take that kind of c-r-a-p. Gag me with a spoon and choke me to death'

And there she was, frozen in the polar ice-caps!!!

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Probably most of you all knew this..

This short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you r qualified to be called 'professional'.The questions are not that difficult so try ur best.

Q num 1
How do u put a giraffe into a fridge?


answer : Open the fridge,put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether u tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way and do a difficult thing in a simple way.

Q num 2
How do u put an elephant into the fridge?


Answer : Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests ur ability to think through the repercussions of ur actions.

Q num 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference(lets say,lah). All the animals attend except one.Which animal does not attend?


Answer : The Elephant b'cos it is in the fridge,remember?
This Tests ur memory.

Ok, even if u did not answer the first 3 questions correcly,give urself one more chance.

Q num 4
There is a river you must cross in the jungle.But crocodiles inhabit it.How do you manage, I mean cross it?


Answer : You just swim or walk across.Why? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference,right?
This tests whether you learn quickly from ur mistakes.

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shyamal=> why are heck are u giving us the answer??

Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shyamlal,

watch out, fridge is reading all this..
You might be the one ending up in the freezer..

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Miss Lanka says,

Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Lanks seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Very touchy today? Eh, Missy?

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What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

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1. Suresh : How many sides does a circle have?
Ramesh : A circle does not have any side.
THis is wrong answer can any one tell the wright answer ??


2.


Knock, Knock, Knock !!!! . Who is that knocking?
Opportunity.
Can't be.
Why Not?
because ................ ( fill in the blank)

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Fridge;
A mail.... It's just a guess

Iya your question are kinda hard
2. I guess the answer would be "the door is open" or "I let the door open"

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iya,

1. Circle if its not 3 dimensional can have
2 sides...

BACK AND FRONT



2. Because opportunity knocks only twice...

(Not 3 knocks)