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    JOKES

    I married Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
    I don't like to interrupt her.
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    Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
    Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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    The last fight was my fault.
    My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
    I said, "Dust!"
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    In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
    Then God created man and rested.
    Then God created woman.
    Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    Cause they want to.
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    A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said,
    "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
    She looked at him and said,
    "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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    Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
    Two mothers-in-law.
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    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
    Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified:
    "Wife wanted."
    Next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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    First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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    Senior Member Veteran Hubber Querida's Avatar
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    there is a joke thread in which you could post this....if some hadn't beaten you to it ...really like your job and desi joke though

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    Please post all jokes in this thread

    http://www.forumhub.lunarpages.com/h...highlight=joke
    When we stop labouring under the delusion of our cosmic self-importance, we are free of hindrance, fear, worry and attachment. We are liberated!!!

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