AN INDIAN MOTHER

[AsianColumbus]

AN INDIAN MOTHER comes to visit her son Kumar for
dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita... During
the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
two,and this had only made her more curious.Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his
roommate than met the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts,
Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the
chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did
not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the
fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mom.

Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your
mother...especially if she is an Indian!