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JOKES
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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The last fight was my fault.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Why do men die before their wives?
Cause they want to.
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A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said,
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said,
"God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified:
"Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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there is a joke thread in which you could post this....if some hadn't beaten you to it ...really like your job and desi joke though :lol:
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