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Originally Posted by Surya
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S.Ve Sekhar Jokes
Father : Dei, oruthan ethanai varushamda arivillama iruppan?
Sekhar: Theriyilappa, unakku ethanai vayasu
Sekhar: Appa, nee sapttiya?
Father: Dei naan unna Pathi ennanna kanavu kanden theriyuma?
Sekhar: Enna on pulle sapdamale uyir vaalvanna?
Father: Illada, nee oru doctor-a, engineer-a, vakkeel-a varuvennu
Sekhar: Unakke arive ille, oruthane epdi doctor-a, engineer-a, vakkeel-a vara mudiyum?
Sekhar: Ennapa Mayilapndi, unakku thangachi irukkunnu sollaveyillai, sonna ethavathu senjiruppene
MayilP: Athanga sollaveyillai..
Sekhar: Enge, unga pullai en mariyeve iruppan?
Father: Amaanga
Sekhar: Enga, neenga eppa vathu Thirunelveli pangam vanthurikeengala?
Father: Amanga, athu romba varushatukku muntikka, appa neenga poranthurukkave mattinga?
Sekhar: Athan appuramthan
Sekhar: Olagathileye motha manushan adam-oda initial enna theriyuma?
Veni: Theriyathe
Sekahr: Ku..
Veni: Ku-vaaa??
Sekhar: Ama, Kurangillirunthu piranthavan Manithan...
Veni: En pinnadhi ethanai school pasanga suthurannga theriyuma?
Sekhar: Yaaru blind school studentsa?
Veni: Ille, Plus two students
Sekhar: Athan intha varusham results apdi acha, aiyayo
Josiyar: Un interview la enna kelvi kettanga?
Sekhar: Kanakkuthan, aru payangaramana kattu vilangu per sollunanga, naan odane 4 puli, 2 singam nu sonnen
Father: Urupidiviya Neeyi?
Sekhar: innoru question kettanga, 4 orange-a epdi 5 per sapduvanga nu.. Naan enna theriyuma sonnen, jus podu sapduvanunga nu
Josiyar: Kanakkule nee weak-ah pah?
Sekahr: Evan sonnan?.. SSLC-la koda naan kanakku thavara matta subjectla thaan...... failu
Josiyar: Appa kanakkule?
Sekhar: Antha parichaikku naan poliye..
Father: Ivan uruppudave mathan....
Amma: Enna post intha rathiriyile?
Sekhar: Courier
Amma: Enna courier?
Sekhar: Ang... Jim Courier...
Sekhar: Mum, apparam varen
Amma: Ennada athu mum?
Sekhar: Ammavukku short form
Amma: Appa chitikku?
Sekhar: Minimum
Amma: Appa periyamma?
Sekhar: Maximum
Tatta: Appa nanu?
Sekhar: Karumam..
Veni: Enge, olympics la India vukku tanga medal kidaikkuma?
Sekhar: ange poi tangarathukullem medal kidaikkathumma, nalla vilayadanum..
Sekhar: Ennama sappadu inniki?
Amma: Paalum Muttaiyum, kudichittu....
Sekhar: Puthula poi paduthukkava?
Police: Yappa, riverku pakathule oru body kidaichathu athu unga akka voda ninaichi....
Sekhar: Thovachi iron pantheengala?
Patient: Doctor, yen kalellam oru aaniya irukuthu...
Sekhar: 4 calender tharen, vangi mattike
Reporter: Ilangai pirachanai pathi...
Sekhar: Ilangayile nadaikkura arajagathai pathukittu naanga chumma irukka mattom..
Reporter: Athan enna panna poringa?
Sekhar: Tamilan thoongum puli, utharuna adi vilum...
Repoter: Athane enna panna poreenga?
Sekhar: Tamilagam thiranda , singalam thaangathu
Rporter: Yow, ennaya panna pore?
Sekhar: Intha mathiri arikkai vida poren, onnum panna mathen..
Veni : Neyyena periya manmadhana?
Sekhar: Enna pathi enga area-vile vanthu kelumma, ippa koda 2 ponnunga yenna kalyanam pannikke, kattikke kenjuranga..
Veni : Yaru antha 2 ponnunga
Sekhar: Yen pathiyum, athaiyum..
Sekhar: Driver yen odi poittan?
Wife: Naanthaanga avankitte 2 blouse-ah tovikka kuduthen...
Sekhar: Endi, unakku driver-ukkum, purushanukkum vitiyasam theriyathu?
Sekhar: Amma....
Mother: Athey kural...
Sekhar: Amma...
Mother: Marupadiyum athey kural...
Sekhar: Rendume naanthan, athan apdi irunthuchu..
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A joke from Periya Thambi drama.
S.V shekar's name - periyathambi and his lovers name Veena.
Veena: (she calls periyathambi)
Big brother Big brother
Shekar: Edhu enna Big brother
Veena: unga peru English-la Big brother dhanaE
Shekar: Un peru kodathan Waste(Veena)... naan unna waster waste-nu kopidatuma
Raikkonen: :lol: :lol:
For more S Ve Shekhar dramas, just visit mylapore before the 8th of May :-) Live fun :-)
adadaaa ! avar nallavaru TS ..... as a human being ! politics layum appadithaan nnu ninaikiren
:-) was a joke... but manushan kaasula karaar party.. bayankara getti.... dont know how he is spending for the election. must be amma(n) arul :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by bingleguy
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Nice man ... i ve met him in person ... very nice fellow ... neenga sonna madiri he is very strict too .. guess thats wat u meant !
Appa: 123 than solluven
Sekhar: Yen athuku mela enna teriyata?
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