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Why do my posts go unnoticed?
How to make sure that people notice and at the same time respond heavily to my posts?
The answer is a simple six-step process.
1. Abuse/Bad-mouth/Mock/Belittle an individual who is a proven winner and a favorite of the masses and call him by names:
Immediate response guaranteed by atleast one or two people. 2 pages taken care
2. Substantiate your claims by sweeping 'generalizations', 'exaggerations' etc, etc. Widen the target audience:
Make wild/funny claims and also extend your mocking to cover the entire region of Chennai or Tamilnadu or India or the World, as appropriate. Increases your chance of inviting a bigger group and plunging them straight into the discussion. 4 pages gone in a whisker
3. Portray yourself as a 'standout' or a 'i question the status-quo' type and promptly call the others 'fan-boys', 'fanatics', 'masses', 'deluded public' etc., etc.,:
Guarantees a good healthy 6-7 pages. Though 3 or 4 'experienced' hands slowly move away, usually one or two still stay
4. Loop Back to Step 1:
After a last-ditch effort, the last survivors (and the less experienced ones) also move out, and the moderators/admin makes their way in. 2 More pages
5. I am Cornered, I am Helpless:
Engage in a couple of run-ins with the moderators complaining how there is no place for 'free' speech and letting out a plea for the Chennai Liberation Society. The moderators clean all the 18 pages.
6. Visit another thread
Not worth my time responding to some uncalled moronic posts ! I have more important thing to do celebrate THALA Diwali!
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Just In : Mitchell Johnson released from India Tour. So he won't play last ODI at Bangalore.
Reason Cited : Preparation for the Ashes.
lol at the discussions here and ppl talking as if they are making sense... hayyo hayyo...
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