Sad, cause Eve couldn't have got a navel piercing if she wanted to.
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Sad, cause Eve couldn't have got a navel piercing if she wanted to.
Miss Lanka said,
BECAUSE THE BODY DIDN'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS...
Wrong..
She had a belly button, for sure. Not only a belly button, but also a ring on her belly button.
Not only a ring in her belly button, but also a tatoo on her neck that said
'I am after all a rib from the damned Adam. I am too much of a female chauvnist to take that kind of c-r-a-p. Gag me with a spoon and choke me to death'
And there she was, frozen in the polar ice-caps!!!
Probably most of you all knew this..
This short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you r qualified to be called 'professional'.The questions are not that difficult so try ur best.
Q num 1
How do u put a giraffe into a fridge?
answer : Open the fridge,put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether u tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way and do a difficult thing in a simple way.
Q num 2
How do u put an elephant into the fridge?
Answer : Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests ur ability to think through the repercussions of ur actions.
Q num 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference(lets say,lah). All the animals attend except one.Which animal does not attend?
Answer : The Elephant b'cos it is in the fridge,remember?
This Tests ur memory.
Ok, even if u did not answer the first 3 questions correcly,give urself one more chance.
Q num 4
There is a river you must cross in the jungle.But crocodiles inhabit it.How do you manage, I mean cross it?
Answer : You just swim or walk across.Why? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference,right?
This tests whether you learn quickly from ur mistakes.
shyamal=> why are heck are u giving us the answer??
Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
Shyamlal,
watch out, fridge is reading all this..
You might be the one ending up in the freezer..
Miss Lanka says,
Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Lanks seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Very touchy today? Eh, Missy?
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
1. Suresh : How many sides does a circle have?
Ramesh : A circle does not have any side.
THis is wrong answer can any one tell the wright answer ??
2.
Knock, Knock, Knock !!!! . Who is that knocking?
Opportunity.
Can't be.
Why Not?
because ................ ( fill in the blank)
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Fridge;
A mail.... It's just a guess
Iya your question are kinda hard
2. I guess the answer would be "the door is open" or "I let the door open"
iya,
1. Circle if its not 3 dimensional can have
2 sides...
BACK AND FRONT
2. Because opportunity knocks only twice...
(Not 3 knocks)