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krihoo
20th September 2005, 02:29 PM
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IR DHOTHI SHOP
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TRY TO GRAB THE HIDDEN TRUTH WHICH IS PUT IN A COMICAL WAY IN BELOW CONTENT only guyz who followed filmi news will understand …..

Ilayaraja is a owner of a big famous DHOTI shop in salegram..... many months AR rahman will be working in that shop ....While lot of telugu workers like vidyasaagar, manisharma, RP Patnaik , Devi sri prasad , chakri, sri etc enjoy working in IR DHOTHI shop , AR thinks dhothi is not his like ....and opens jeans pants
shop....called "AR JEANS SHOP" . While some customers stay loyal to IR DHOTHI shop , some shift to AR JEANS shop .This creates some friction between ilayaraja and AR Rahman. In the meanwhile
Gangai amaran who also wanted to open big shop like IR DHOTHI Shop , couldnt actually afford to and so starts selling DHOTIs on cycle .....As he wanders on his cycle for customers he comes across wide range of mentalities….

First one he stops is one handsome man ....

GANGAI AMARAN: Sir dhothis...........nice dhotis ....special price.... buy....sir ...
KAMAL : Sorry ,huhhhh, for me attire is never complete without IR DHOTIS.And for me he specially imports dhotis from hungary and newyork ..

then GANGAI sees two people approaching ...but both crying ...its RAJKIRAN and PC Sriram

RAJKIRAN: Sorry ,dont disturb me coz i anyway prefer an IR DHOTI ...but not to wear ...but as my handkerchief....my life has many tragedies...so i cry cry cry....handkarchief is not enough... so i
buy IR DHOTHI for wiping my tears........sob sob

PC SRI RAM : yeah dont disturb me too...coz me too anyway prefer IR dhoti...since people are saying i am handsome only if i wear ir dhoti but not independanlty...sob sob sob....

Gangai thinks.....chi chi...what s this early in the morning i am finding crying customers...how bad omen...aaaah looks like some happy people are coming...lets ask them....sir sir ....dhotis sir....

BALA: "elangaatru veesudhe ....la la laa la laaa la laa.....Sorry dear , i am eager to buy IR DHOTHIs ...because i want to use them as curtains in my living room for a "GRAND WELCOME" for my guests....bye bye....la la laa la laaa la laa"

PARTHYBAN : ... dress is IR DHOTHI , IR DHOTI is dress......... dress is IR DHOTHI , IR DHOTI is dress...... dress is IR DHOTHI , IR DHOTI is dress.....(walks off)

VAMSI (telugu director) and P VASU : Sorry we are searching for some shop where we can get second hand IR DHOTIs.....if u know tell, else step aside and dont bother us ....

BALU MAHENDRA : Well sorry , I already decided to buy IR DHOTIs for my entire life.... this pant , shirt , umbrella ..everything is made of IR DHOTI only .....also i sleep using bed sheet s blankets made of IR DHOTI....ok ?? ...see you....

GANGAI raises his eyebrow...meawhile a person will be covering his face with a big white towel and slipping by....

GANGAI AMARAN : Sir ...sir...one minute ...dhotis.... dhotis ....sir...
but first of all why u r covering your face with that towel....sir ??

man shows his face ...its NAAZAR....he says " yeow...this is not towelayya..this is IR dhoti...and i dont like my face ...so i cover it with IR Dhoti ...understood ....now leave me alone ".....(angrily looks and walks away).....

then gangai sees another person spreading a nice IR Dhoti on road ....

GANGAI asks...hey hey what man such a nice costly IR dhoti u r spreading on the road...
RAMARAJAN: Mind your business, my holy ox will dance now and people will shower money on this IR DHOTI ...thats why i am spreading this on the road....

GANGAI AMARAN : ooooof ...what unique people ....but anyway no one is buying my dhotis....

then he sees two men observing IR DHOTI shop a lot and discussing , actually planning something ....

GANGAI: sir ...sir....U r observing dhotis in IR DHOTI shop for quite long....Looks like you are interested in dhotis , buy from me sir..........very cheap and good quality....

ANAND-MILIND: ABEY HATTT....HUM YAHA DHOTHI KHAREEDNE NAHI AAYE, IR DHOTI SHOP SE CHORI KARNE AYE
...We are here for stealing stealing ....kaasu ille ....neenga po...else we take your dhotis....

Gangai: vendappa.....ayyo MURUGAA.... ...nice day....instead of customers now i am seeing theives.....donno what else i need to witness ...

sir sir .....dhotis .....nice dhotis....

FAZIL: (Without even stopping ) Whaaaaaaaaat ?? is there any thing other than IR Dhoti ??? hmmmm surprising....

SJ Soorya/ Shankar : (Without even stopping ) Whaaaaaaaaat ?? is there any thing other than AR Jeans ??? hmmmm surprising...

Then he sees a man in mutli color shirt and walking fast towards IR DHOTI SHOP....

GANGAI : Sir if you dont get good dhotis in that shop , latter pls come to me...i will be here on this cycle ....i too got very nice dhotis ...pls have a look sir....

MALAYSIA VASUDEVAN: Ha ha hahaaa......THERIMAKASE....THAPI AKU CINTA IR DHOTIS.....

SATTU ......TAKE FLIGHT FROM MALAYSIA
DUA.......….COME TO IR DHOTIS SHOP
THIGA .......TAKE FLIGHT BACK TO MALAYSIA

GANGAI AMARANS head rotates after this.....

Then he sees a villager coming with some determination and revolution in his face ..

GANGAI AMARAN : .ayya... ...dhotis dhotis.........ayya..
BAARATHI RAJA : Vendappa.....i was a villager all these days ..No more i want to ....now i decided to become modern...so no more dhotis ....i am going to buy costly jeans from AR JEANS Shop...Anyway thank
you and bye.......

then GANGAI sees a man with micheal Jackson hair style changing his dress - removing jeans and wearing dhoti under a tree ...gangai runs to him in hope....

GANGAI : sir sir.....looks like unlike barthiraaja you are going back from jeans to dhoti...so why dont u buy mine....
HARI HARAN: sHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....Slowly slowly.....i want both dhoti and jeans .....so whenever i come here i go to AR JEANS shop wearing jeans and then comes out , then changes to dhothi under this tree and go to IR DHOTI shop ....if they know about this they wont give me any discountayyaaaa......shhhhhh ...move move......

after this one more person looking here n there carefully at IR SHOP , gets out of AR Jeans shop like a cat....its manirathnam...he doesn’t want to be noticed …...but unfortunatley IR notices him ...and calls him....'MANIII' ???

MANIRATHNAM: ha ha haa…..vanakkam raaja....epadi irke ?? ..u r great ...what shop , what dhotis ....u r my ultimate...

IR: whats that in hand , looks like AR Jeans...

MANIRATHNAM: Oh ...ha ha hah...this one .....u see theres some business meets going on with northindian ppl......if i go in jeans i will mix well with them and its good for business ....but but anyway here aaaaalways i am wearing u r dhoti only..u ask suhasini....ha ha ha....u r dhothis are really my favourite ..how u make so many so fast aa ??? but what to do … business with north indians ....obligations.....oooof
....ok raaja ....naa kalambiten .......vanakkam ...cough cough cough !!!!


gangai runs to manirathnam who is coming out of IR SHOP but without any dhotis bag.....

GANGAI : Sir sir .....looks like u dint like any dhotis from there , how about mine sir...very nice dhotis....try once sir.....
MANI: shut up....and get out....u saw .. i dint buy from such a big n famous IR DHOTI SHOP and how do u expect to buy from your stupid cycle shop ......(angrily walks off)

Then an auto driver notices all that and calls GANGAI ....
THAMBI.....inga vaa….
gangai goes to him.its deva...

DEVA : "KAVALAPADADHE SAGODHARAA............"...Thambi , i also sell dhothis....but not like u ....i take IR Dhotis , cut them into small
pieces and makes them small dhotis for kids.....its nice business ....u also try something like that ....all the best ...bye....(TUK TUK TUK TUKKKKKK........)

GANGAI...nallarka...romba nallaarka..instead of getting customers , now i am getting sellers....to day is like dogs day for me ....

suddenly he sees some angry faced person coming , walking naked ....without anything.........

GANGAI AMARAN: Sir sir ...why dont u buy my dhoti and cover yourself..you are looking ugly without anything ....people are laughing....
VAIRAMUTHU : grrrrr....I am angry....dont come near to me ..i wont wear IR DHOTI or AR Jeans ...I Wont take what they got ...unless they prepare one specially for my sake i will be naked like this


GANGAI: murugaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….send some one who is interested in my dhotis pleaseeeeeee………

suddenly gangai hears some pleasant voice ..........

SPB:friend .... I shall take your dhotis ...
GANGAI: murugaa…..AAH..finally ..thank you sir ....

SPB: but friend , i will take for FREE...I wont give u any money ...i believe if I take your dhoti your business will prosper......i already went to IR Dhoti shop and AR jeans shop ….since both are ok for me ... ....but looks like I am not ok for them .......they are not donating me anything .... so why dont u first donate........and prosper your business......
GANGAI (in telungu)....ehhhh ??.....PO VAYYA....PO PO....FREE LO KAAVALATA FREE LO ..EKKADNINCHI
VASTHAARAYYA........aaaaaa...PO PO

and seriously continues his sales.....
sir sir dhotis dhotis....

this time he notices one charming majestic stylish man with sun
glasses and with a bag attached to his back and with a mouthorgan in his mouth....playing melodious tunes ...he looked like personification of happiness.....
GANGAI : sir sir dhotis ????
RAJNI : (Pulling his sunglasses bit and peeping out from his sun glasses)Actually i used to wear IR Dhotis a lot...but ..shhhhhh....(whispers in ear )....i somehow feel its outdated now.....cannot fight and cannot dance with it ........no pocket to keep my cigars also...

IlayraRaja over hears ....and shouts : RAJNIIIIIIIIIIIIII...how dare u ...from now onwards no dhotis for u ...even when u r naked with problems and shivering also i will never in my life sell or donate you
any of my dhotis.....

meanwhile ....karthik raja comes fresh after shower….

KARTHIK RAJA: Daddy ........
IR: hee korteek...how r u daa....oh u just took shower ?? ....ok wait ....stand steady ....dont move n jump like that ...i am putting dhoti to u .....people will then say korteek is cute then ...ok ??? wait .....

YUVAN : Daddy i too want to wear...but like vadivel in kaadalan...first put me dhoti and on that i shall wear AR jeans ...



IR: Yuvannnnn..how dare u talk about that jeans in front of me....

GANGAI : oooof .....everyone is worrying abt themselves , and nobody is even looking at my dhotis

.....sir sir...dhothis.....

but this time its not men...ladies coming ..its bavathaarini , chitra , shreya goshal , heera rajgopal and saadhana sargam...all wearing IR dhotis as saree...

madam ..,....what is this ....looks like you all are wearing dhotis as sarees ??

CHITRA: gangaiii...open your eyes and look properly....mine is normal saree.....for your information , i use IR DHOTIs only as curtains in my POOJA Room.....that too silk , and costly and auspicious yellow one.....next time think when u talk ....

HEERA RAJGOPAL:heloooo...misterrrrr….here…..we are wearing that .... u know how many IDHAYAMs i captured after i wear this dhoti....

BAVATHA: well ...for me actually no one is selling sarees …..or anything for that matter.... IR DHOTI shop is the only one shop which sells garments for me ...but since they have only DHOTIS , i buy
dhothi and wear it as saree...

SHREYA : i too started wearing dhoti after seeing BAVATHA ..... And now people say i am more beautiful and i am getting identity only after wearing IR DHOTI as sari....

SAADHANA: Yeah yeah , and u know i and BAVATHA got miss india sponsored by BHARATHI&AZAGHI group …..for wearing IR DHOTIS and contesting...
After hearing this GANGAI shouts ...GODDDDD...i had enoughhhhhhhhhh...pls dont punish me anymore..i shall from tommorrow change my business..... bless me..."... and throws the dhotis and the cycle and runs away..............
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regards
Kiran
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Shankar
20th September 2005, 05:01 PM
Can you pls stop posting these inane things in *this* forum. You may start some such things in the Misc section of the forumhub.

thumburu
20th September 2005, 06:23 PM
Admin, it is high time this silly thread is killed.

saradhaa_sn
20th September 2005, 07:16 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: